So, uh, what kind of ‘dancing’ has Wendy been doing all this time? I really know next to nothing about it, so I’ll have to suppose that extensive formal dance training translates into an innate ability to wow the yokels on the dancefloor at St. Fabe’s when you shake your money maker to the dulcet tones of whatever it is the kids listen to these days*.
The bigger question (Sorry, it is just too enervating to go over the issues on display in panel three for a fourth day in a row. Please have at it in the comments.) is what the heck happened to Wendy’s beauty mark? When she was first introduced to us, her mole was clearly supposed to help us differentiate her from every other girl in the strip with blond ‘hair down to here’. For a moment, it looked like Wynn had stolen it, but in the subsequent strips we see that he must have wiped it off with his towel because we don’t see it on him again.
I don’t know what else to say at this point. Rob has tomorrow’s strip so I expect he’ll be able to do a better job parsing this stuff as we all contemplate the eternal question: “What the hell is going on here?”
* I also suppose I should be making a Miley Cyrus joke here, but you can’t force me to do it.