This Week in Milford

June 2, 2014

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June 2, 2014


They are really bearing down on me here at Schlutz’s so I think I’ll go with a cheap gag for today’s commentary.

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1 Comment »

  1. I’m totally lost as to their attitude; there’s so much more to life then playing on a sports team, and they both are competent participants. Amy’s gone from benchwarmer to super-sub, and Luckey is hitting probably .400. Yes I know we only see a small portion of their day, and I’m sure its got everything to do with their performances on the field and not, as normal 24-hour people, the various other experiences of day-to-day life that we all share with each other as well as our significant others. They should be enjoying each others company regardless of how things are going on the diamond. P3 I have no idea what the hell either one of them is saying. Yes Amy is wearing blue, if you check out the color version. But she’s also wearing white, and it sounds like Luckey thinks the whole outfit is blue, wrong again. Need more conversation tomorrow, but who knows how far off the track this lunacy will get.

    I need a song at this point:

    Comment by robmize2013 — June 2, 2014 @ 7:47 pm

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