This Week in Milford

September 19, 2014

Reserved seating for a douchbag

Filed under: Gil Thorp — robmize2013 @ 2:16 pm

And as Milford rolls to 1-0, we realize that they dont need True to beat poor teams, but I’m sure stiffer competition awaits, and it will help having him on the depth chart. Dont know why he isnt in the game now to take some snaps in garbage time. Reserved seating at a high school game? Maybe for the band, but they usually leave after the halftime show. Hopefully the defense will deposit Jarrod in those seats after the game, and keep him there till next week. We’ve about had enough of him already.



  1. So True is #11. I believe the number of 2013 starter was Mike Hayes #17
    why did he pick 11??? Maybe he like the double number…

    Comment by Rowdyman — September 19, 2014 @ 3:32 pm

  2. 11 is a perfectly good number, and probably a counterpart to 7-11, given the Nathan Hale dust up. No idea who True’s teammate is in Panel 3, only that he’s being enacted by Guy Williams (“Zorro.”) Let’s hear it for the pencil mustache, the favorite of lounge lizards everywhere!

    Comment by vaganova — September 19, 2014 @ 4:13 pm

  3. “Reserved seating” in this instance is so no one sits under Marty’s booth when he inevitably gets completely soused by the middle of the third quarter of a boring game and decides the bleachers in front of him are closer than the nearest urinal.

    Comment by PRiverside — September 19, 2014 @ 5:34 pm

  4. Vaganova, looks like sleazy #50 True’s chatting with. If he’s willing to sport the Pencil, he can accept the incumbent lizardness. We can eliminate Omari Troy, Sandwich John, and Don “I’m Just A Gap-Filling Name” Stebbins, though.

    A fine explanation, PRiverside, and possibly why the low brass of the Mudlark Band is thankful they’ve got sousaphones instead of tubas.

    Comment by FoolyRain — September 19, 2014 @ 6:21 pm

  5. Don Stebbins has appeared a number of times, I think ALWAYS as a gap-filling name. Kind of like Bill Hawkins from a few years ago…

    Comment by vaganova — September 20, 2014 @ 7:44 am

  6. Hale’s life is peaking right now. He’s living his dream of playing for the Mudlarks. It’s practically guaranteed that he’ll be that douchebag cop who’s still wearing his letter jacket at 35 and gets his jollies through petty harassment. He drinks himself stupid every Saturday at BAR, boring everyone within earshot with stories of his high school football glory. He’ll beat his wife, his kids will despise him and he’ll eventually die of cirrhosis or suicide with his service weapon.

    Comment by Tracer Bullet — September 20, 2014 @ 7:49 am

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