This Week in Milford

October 20, 2014

Charge!…This Pizza to the Foley Law Group

Filed under: Gil Thorp — nedryerson @ 4:11 am


Hey Jarrod, Omari’s not done moving you in the right direction. Why are you looking over this way? Now pay attention to Omari’s little speech, or he’ll slap you with that big freaky finger. (Say, what is going on in the foreground? Is Austin Shuford handing out adderall?)

Pizza party at Knox Foley’s! Pizza, pals, Playstation, Pall Malls, prostitutes, Pokemon cards, Polk Salad, pumpkin scones, parcheesi…and college football!

So those pals on the couch are playing video games, so where is this college football? I guess it’s on Knox Foley’s phone. Some party.



  1. Fear the Finger Of Troy.

    Comment by FoolyRain — October 20, 2014 @ 7:03 am

  2. That is the mother of all freaky fingers. Yes, some party. Bunch of guys playing with their smart phones. What’s with the dum, dum song. It does seem appropriate though.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — October 20, 2014 @ 7:16 am

  3. And now we know why everyone refuses to thumb wrestle Omari.

    Comment by billytheskink — October 20, 2014 @ 7:36 am

  4. It’s Big Hands Day in Milford. P1: Austin Shuford’s hand dwarfs that beverage container (maybe one of those little cans of Red Bull though I somehow doubt Gil would let those in his locker room). P2: The aforementioned giant thumb of Omari Troy. P3: Knox Foley, Milford’s answer to Harvey Birdman‘s Peanut, has some pretty big paws himself. They dwarf that old Mattel Electronics Football game (and that is exactly what that is).

    Comment by teenchy — October 20, 2014 @ 8:23 am

  5. I thought he was watching Dragnet until I saw charge. Must be some stupid game they play on their phone. Tank Town Chronicles.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 20, 2014 @ 8:26 am

  6. “Big hands, I know you’re the one!”
    The Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun

    Comment by nedryerson — October 20, 2014 @ 8:49 am

  7. The late Gary “Big Hands” Johnson, the great San Diego Charger defensive tackle, would have approved of this post.

    Comment by teenchy — October 20, 2014 @ 10:32 am

  8. Playstation? 1,2,3 or 4? I thought Milford had just gotten Colecovision

    Comment by PRiverside — October 20, 2014 @ 2:51 pm

  9. My imagination may be a little overactive, but I have to ask: is the kid top center flaming up? We have not seen much in GT about performance enhancing substances, but we did have a football star trafficking in a performance-inhibiting one a couple of years ago.

    Comment by vaganova — October 20, 2014 @ 11:34 pm

  10. […] love those tiny cans everyone has. Are they Red Bull as suggested by Teenchy or tiny Perrier […]

    Pingback by A Good Dude | This Week in Milford — October 22, 2014 @ 4:55 am

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