This Week in Milford

January 29, 2015

No Harm, No Poul

January 29, 2015

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The dialogue in the first two panels almost forms the first two lines of a haiku, something we haven’t done around here in a while. So let’s give it a try today:

Ken Brown steps up on D
And gets hot from the corner
Streaky Elrod ball

Is he the same guy
Bobby Howry tried to coach?
Ken Brown’s hair grows fast!

Max still has arms up
When play has passed right by him
Will this be his brand?

Milford wins by five
But why does scoreboard list “POUL”?
Whigham can draw “F”s

Game is behind us
Let’s get out of Jefferson
Time for BBQ!

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13 Comments »

  1. Ken Brown: diversion
    for Malik, stone cold killah.
    A-Reed; R. I. P.

    Comment by g2design — January 29, 2015 @ 8:07 am

  2. Good stuff. If I remember correctly from my JUCCO creative writing class Haikus are only written once a day. You are way ahead of the curve.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 29, 2015 @ 8:10 am

  3. Best ideas for
    Haiku already taken
    Will try limerick

    Ken Brown’s defense controlling the lane
    From the corner his shot makes it rain
    I’m quite thankful a lot
    To break from the brand plot
    Since we did that whole shtick with Doyle Dane

    Comment by billytheskink — January 29, 2015 @ 8:45 am

  4. Are we to assume
    that Malik McCall smothered
    all-league Antoine Reed?

    Comment by nedryerson — January 29, 2015 @ 10:41 am

  5. Assume? Be assured
    He went softly, in the way

    Comment by g2design — January 29, 2015 @ 11:02 am

  6. That Bac~Os will not

    Comment by g2design — January 29, 2015 @ 11:03 am

  7. What’s left? A sonnet?
    I’ll get right upon it.

    (Yeah, right.)

    Actually, I’m incapable of creativity at the moment because I’m transfixed by Ken Brown’s freak arm in panel 2. Call the orthopod, stat!

    Comment by John S. Walters — January 29, 2015 @ 12:09 pm

  8. Don’t you mean “orthopedist”, John?

    Comment by FoolyRain — January 29, 2015 @ 2:22 pm

  9. How come Ken Brown is shooting a snowball? The size of the ball changes in each panel.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — January 29, 2015 @ 5:07 pm

  10. So when a player gets pouled, does he get a fenalty shot?

    Comment by Obtuse — January 29, 2015 @ 8:02 pm

  11. A shot from the corner to win
    Makes the ride from Milford a swim
    If Howry has his way
    He’ll coach the team someday
    And Marjie can write for the TWIM.

    Comment by robmize2013 — January 29, 2015 @ 10:15 pm

  12. FoolyRain: “Orthopod” is doctor slang for “orthopedist.” I’m just gettin’ jiggy widdit.

    Comment by John S. Walters — January 30, 2015 @ 9:58 am

  13. […] assume Ken since he’s getting slacked off – which makes absolutely no sense considering Ken getting hot is what led Milford to beat Jefferson in their […]

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