This Week in Milford

February 9, 2015

Can You Describe The Thing?

Filed under: Milford Idiots — nedryerson @ 7:33 am

February 9, 2015
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C’mon Max, everybody knows that if you want to score some “ADHD Drugs”, the person you need to see is the school nurse. She’s the one with the “locked” cabinet in her “office” containing all the students’ prescription medications.* I think she dispenses them Nurse Ratched style from “drive-through” window they’ve installed. Why don’t you grab a DSM-V, study up on the behavioral components of ADHD, and shuffle by a grab a few. They’ll never know the difference. Also, you can probably score some at that truck stop on the edge of town. It may not be pharmaceutical grade, but you’re clearly not a man of discriminating tastes.

*This was school policy in my school district all the way through high school. Schools probably have their own pharmacists these days.

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7 Comments »

  1. ADHD pills taste terrible. More comments when something happens…

    Comment by billytheskink — February 9, 2015 @ 8:18 am

  2. In P3 we see Mack Swell now completely untethered from the Milford reality. RoBob gets a bit of foot shadow and his dialog balloon anchoring him to the gym. RoBob, there apparently remains a future for you in Milford.

    On the other hand, Maxie-boy, just turn around and run, baby, run! It’s SO over now buddy; there’s no border, background, or frankly any boundaries on your aberant behaviors now. Just exit stage left and get thee to the truckstop!

    Comment by g2design — February 9, 2015 @ 8:34 am

  3. Truckstop nothin’. You can probably score all you want in the nearest little boys’ room.

    Comment by John S. Walters — February 9, 2015 @ 8:51 am

  4. I’m tired ot these

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    Beggin’ Strips

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    Comment by Dood — February 9, 2015 @ 12:46 pm

  5. Wake me up…when this season ends.

    Comment by FoolyRain — February 9, 2015 @ 3:53 pm

  6. Do you think the (missing) P3 border is Whigham’s way of hoping Mack Swell just sort of wanders off, say, into the Mark Trail boat story?

    I suppose we could do worse than MarkyMark applying his tremendous left hook and separating MackieMax from several of his teeth.

    Comment by g2design — February 9, 2015 @ 4:21 pm

  7. I admit to being from an earlier generation. I took Ritalin.
    As much as I do not like Bobby, I wish there was some art of him punching Baconbits square in the mouth.

    Comment by FoolyRain — February 10, 2015 @ 8:28 pm


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