This Week in Milford

February 11, 2015

If Only He’d Taken More Drugs

Filed under: actual action, basketball — timbuys @ 5:12 am

February 11, 2015


Judging by the crowd in that last panel, I’d say that Valley Tech is more of a football school. Taking a closer look, it appears we have Margo from A3-G with one of their characteristically broad collars, some guy about to fall asleep while his date is dressed in a burqa and a pair of disembodied legs that nevertheless had the foresight to bring some luggage to the game. Thank goodness there’s that railing to hold back such a raucous bunch.

True story: I one time knew a person who used to sneak their younger sibling’s Ritalin. The last I heard of this person’s tragic tail included their being one of the most successful people I know with a beautiful family. Don’t do drugs, kids!*

* (except for maybe Max and definitely Bobby)



  1. Shirley, one of those people in the stands is scouting Bacon. Surely you agree, Shirley?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — February 11, 2015 @ 7:44 am

  2. “sloppy turnover ignites…”

    Play along with me and just read the dialog. Panel 1: blah blah BACON! blah. Panel 2: Panel 3:..sloppy turnover ignites a break(fast). A turnover flambé? Makes one hungry for some Boiling Lava Hot, no?

    Comment by g2design — February 11, 2015 @ 8:53 am

  3. “Max’s sloppy turnover” may cost them the game, but it’ll inspire the new special at The Bucket. I’m thinking a mess o’ ground meat and potatoes wrapped inside a blanket of Pillsbury dough with a thick slice of Velveeta on top, and the whole thing smothered in canned gravy. Mmmmm.

    Comment by John S. Walters — February 11, 2015 @ 11:28 am

  4. I’m so making that for dinner, after first dousing it in 190 Everclear and igniting it.

    Comment by g2design — February 11, 2015 @ 1:29 pm

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