This Week in Milford

February 19, 2015

The Lonely Point Guard

February 19, 2015

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High on a hill was a lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Austro-Japanese was the lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

A girl in a town quite remote from Milford
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She blocked the shot of the lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

Back in the gym in the town of Milford
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Gil’s manager followed him with a clipboard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Then in the lab did the clipboard-tote nerd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Critique the shot of the lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

“Don’t think and shoot” heard the lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Took the advice of the clipboard-tote nerd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

“Maybe… something” said the lonely point guard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
“Need to know more ’bout the clipboard-tote nerd”
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee

[repeat verses 5 and 6]

Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
O lay dee o lay dee lay dee ho
Just the duet ‘cause they blew off Theo
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay – HOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Now if Lysol turns out to be a shooting guard this was all for naught.)

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12 Comments »

  1. I’m giving this a literal standing ovation right now.

    Comment by billytheskink — February 19, 2015 @ 8:21 am

  2. Agreed. We are watching quite the puppet show here.

    So, if Liesl is our lonely point guard, then RoBob is Rolfe the Hitler youth? That fits.

    Comment by g2design — February 19, 2015 @ 8:32 am

  3. Brilliant, Teenchy!

    Obviously, Mimi is not doing her job if she doesn’t see opponents’ weaknesses and tells the Lady Mudlarks to exploit them. Of course, Gil/Kaz have always relied on others to do their jobs!

    Comment by milfordian — February 19, 2015 @ 8:50 am

  4. I was in the midst of a table d’hote when I heard you did this. Bravo!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — February 19, 2015 @ 9:18 am

  5. Look at the couple in the booth behind leisl. incipient lust. get a room eh…

    Comment by Rowdyman — February 19, 2015 @ 10:54 am

  6. Teenchy, I am in awe. “Clipboard tote-nerd” = pure brilliance. Well done, sir!

    Comment by lauramac — February 19, 2015 @ 11:56 am

  7. Bravo, teenchy, bravo. I want to add that the yodeling is pure genius.

    Also wish to congratulate others who saw this coming weeks ago when I thought Bobby was more likely to get kneed than invited to get to know Lysol better.

    However… I am still in the dark over the basic plot here. Boys’ team manager pisses off Kaz and risks one technical after another, but attracts the interest of the girls’ team’s star guard. AND appears to agree to supply illegal drugs to the boys’ team’s star guard. t’s probably best that Gil and Mimi have gone to Bimini, leaving behind cardboard cutouts of themselves: in their absence this plot has gone from snore to wow overnight.

    Comment by vaganova — February 19, 2015 @ 3:12 pm

  8. Looks like Lumpy is making another guest appearance in P2. Becoming a regular fixture.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — February 19, 2015 @ 3:21 pm

  9. Words fail…
    Teenchy, you have won Milford.

    Comment by FoolyRain — February 20, 2015 @ 1:47 am

  10. add(erall)ing my applause!

    Comment by misabella — February 21, 2015 @ 6:59 pm

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