This Week in Milford

August 19, 2015

Jarrodd Hale Must Just Be Burning Up

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, freak hands — timbuys @ 8:03 am

August 19, 2015


So, True drops in for a tourney and presumably shows just how great he is before jetting off to Los Angeles where he immediately gets to the heart of the matter. All of these adults, even dear old dad, are simply trying to use True to further their own goals and dreams. Shocker! We certainly haven’t trod this ground previously in this story. Maybe True could mosey on down to SoCal and further expand on this notion. Hey, shouldn’t actual school be coming up soon?

Bonus point: I am guessing that Max and True’s team is not sponsored by any sort of local barber shop nor salon.



  1. School just ended in July. I don’t see football starting until October. Shouldn’t True have had this conversation with Pops before they got on the plane? True is such a jet setter.
    True can’t handle competition at Miami of Ohio. He thinks he can beat out the surfer boys of UCLA.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — August 19, 2015 @ 8:38 am

  2. Truest, have you and the Falsest considered the Big 10? The Gopher QB pipeline could use a boost. You might not start game 1, but sometimes our QBs get into trouble and you might be 1st team quicker than you can kick a drunk.

    As for Falsest, we also have an open AD position.

    Comment by g2design — August 19, 2015 @ 9:07 am

  3. A note on moderation: I am not at a computer which I can access my WordPress account. G2design has a comment that got flagged and I won’t be able to approve it until later tonight.

    Comment by TimP — August 19, 2015 @ 9:57 am

  4. What’s so bad about UCLA? It’s a pretty good school, better in most respects than Miami of Friggin’ Ohio. If Art was trying to shoehorn him into Football Factory State, I could understand the sarcasm. In this case, True should lighten up.

    Comment by John S. Walters — August 19, 2015 @ 11:25 am

  5. Hey look, it’s the 2nd Google image result for UCLA!

    True should just diffuse this with the old Johnny Carson Carnac bit:

    (opens envelope)
    What happens when the Southern California smog clears up?

    Comment by billytheskink — August 19, 2015 @ 11:29 am

  6. Got it covered!

    Comment by nedryerson — August 19, 2015 @ 12:17 pm

  7. Is Art trying to be slick here? “Hey son, check it out, some of that old timey architecture you like so much!”

    Yeah, and what about that 7 on 7 tournament? True just pops in and QBs “when available”? Is the Standish place getting T.P.’d right now?

    Comment by nedryerson — August 19, 2015 @ 12:36 pm

  8. Hey billy,
    “May a crazed furniture refinisher stain your sister’s hope chest.”

    Comment by nedryerson — August 19, 2015 @ 12:40 pm

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