This Week in Milford

September 3, 2015

The right woman is Marjie!

Filed under: Gil Thorp — Tags: — robmize2013 @ 8:56 pm

And we have the radio banter I love the most, a girl and a guy going over their past history with the opposite sex. I listened to a similar show for a couple of years and got into it so much I was recording it while in the shower so as not to miss anything. I even called the show once to answer a question, and heard them play it back later after a commercial break; they were just raking me over the coals! I sounded terrible, as I had called in sick to work so I was under the weather to begin with. Kinda embarrassing really. But I wound up getting along with the female dj pretty well after that.
At any rate – – at first I thought the woman was the fat kid from a few years back who had the ugly mother, cant come up with his name though. Oh yeah – Brent Raptor. Glory days with the RapDog! Any of you please feel free to edit this with a link to a strip with his visage so we can see the likeness. Thank you!
How many airports charge for bags right at the baggage check counter?? Everywhere else you pay ahead of time for all that stuff, and carry-on is run through security. Again, only in Milford. Is this the right woman or just any woman, where is she going, and why? Answers coming soon. Also coming soon is another weekend getaway by yours truly, as my Friday spot will be filled by #mustbetrue. Later!



  1. Three bags for $160, payable only at the baggage counter…. that’s how we roll at Pelican Airlines. Look for us at the Bright Raw Siena counters! And no need to worry about the fine print, we tape our policies right to the front of every check-in station.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — September 3, 2015 @ 9:16 pm

  2. I also like in the background of p3, the traveler asking the airline associate if she thinks they’ll let his cheese grater through security.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — September 3, 2015 @ 9:19 pm

  3. Fantasy plotline: Mystery Woman is Marty’s “one that got away,” now a reality TV star and/or producer. (The female Mark Burnett?) Her new concept is “I Married a Schmo.” She’ll convince Marty that (a) they’re getting back together and (b) he’s going to be a TV star.

    He will soon find out he’s being played. The entire show is designed to make him look like a complete jerkoff. It’s a big hit, inspiring cruel Marty-based Internet memes and the hot hashtag #MartySchmoon.

    But it’s an all-too-brief ride on the Fame Rocket. By November the show’s been canceled and he’s back in Milford just in time to do play-by-play for the Mudlarks’ season-ending loss that keeps them out of the playdowns.

    Comment by John S. Walters — September 4, 2015 @ 5:56 am

  4. Great, my computer decided to do a little editing on its own. The TV show is called “I Married a Schmo.”

    Fixed – TimP

    Comment by John S. Walters — September 4, 2015 @ 5:57 am

  5. Panel 3 looks like our mystery woman is at a bowling alley. May I bowl in just my socks ? Do you have any 10 lb balls? How do you walk? Ah yes, prank calls from 10 year olds.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 4, 2015 @ 7:07 am

  6. Here is, in my opinion, the definitive Brent Raptor panel. From 2004’s summer storyline, where coach Kaz was introduced as a guy who umpires rec-league softball games in a sleeveless shirt.

    Comment by billytheskink — September 4, 2015 @ 7:18 am

  7. Here at Radio W-DICK we all wear matching FreshLook colored contacts. Today’s witty banter is brought to you by the color Blue! Promotional consideration by Visine, the official eyedrops of town drunks everywhere!

    Comment by g2design — September 4, 2015 @ 8:18 am

  8. And why are they the playdowns and not the playoffs? What state uses playdowns? Is this a Canadian thing?

    Comment by gnarbles — September 4, 2015 @ 12:37 pm

  9. whatever state Milford is in, eh gnarbles……

    Comment by Rowdyman — September 4, 2015 @ 1:25 pm

  10. Not only does Milford’s state use playdowns instead of playoffs — instead of “MVP” — “Most Valuable Player”, they have “MFP” — “Most Fabulous Player”.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — September 4, 2015 @ 1:56 pm

  11. What, I wonder, was the trigger for Ms Past to return to Mfnrd? We are assuming, probably rightly, that it is to reconnect with Marty, but what if she is there to assassinate Dr Pearl, or pull a missing Thorp kid out of each of two of those three checked bags? Who checks three bags, unless are going to Antarctica?

    Comment by vaganova — September 4, 2015 @ 2:26 pm

  12. Who checks three bags, unless are going to Antarctica?

    Hmmm, rolling liquor cabinet maybe?

    Marty’s cohort put on some weight from Wednesday to Thursday.

    Wait, I’m #mustbetrue now? BRB with Friday’s exciting post.

    Comment by teenchy — September 4, 2015 @ 3:25 pm

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