This Week in Milford

September 17, 2015

Sobering Thoughts, Sort Of

Filed under: Chunky Bracelets, Coach Kaz, football, Gil Thorp, Marty Moon, Milford Idiots — teenchy @ 7:50 am

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I guess it’s true what they say about Milford: Once you enter the city limits, you get handed a chunky bracelet or four. Holly Dobbs wastes no time in putting the smarm on Marty, who has probably only received come-hither looks from the St. Pauli Girl over the last four decades. Coffee with salad? Guess Marty wants to be sober for Holly’s come-on, real or perceived.

Back to the gridiron and a reminder why the on-field action will take a back seat to the off-field action this fall. Kaz’s talking chin sums up the season in a nutshell, telling us why the Mudlarks will be lucky to make the playdowns, much less make a run at another state title. All those summer camps taught True passing and eating techniques; did they teach him how to take a sack and protect the ball? If not, the increased picks and constant injuries will make Miami of Ohio look as distant as the NFL to him.

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3 Comments »

  1. What is that… THING… in Steve Boone’s crotch?

    Comment by John S. Walters — September 17, 2015 @ 9:53 am

  2. It’s the shadow of his phantom limb.

    Comment by TimP — September 17, 2015 @ 10:55 am

  3. Wow, that third panel. Is there a Pantheon of Third Panels? Because this belongs there.

    Comment by Dood — September 17, 2015 @ 12:03 pm


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