This Week in Milford

October 15, 2015

‘Cause I’m a Liar


Holy crap look at those gigantic stairs outside the Milford High teachers lounge! You’d think Kaz, Mimi & co. would have the thighs of speed skaters climbing those bad boys.

Now it’s my understanding that Holly Dobbs left Milford during the second Johnson Administration and Mimi Clover didn’t show up until Jerry Ford was Whipping Inflation Now. How did Mimi develop hard feelings for Holly when their time in Milford didn’t overlap until this fall? Maybe it was all those times Gil called her “Holly” in that bed; good thing the headboard’s padded.

Like a rubbernecker passing a wreck on the highway, Mimi can’t look away from Welcome Back Carter no matter what she says. Here’s hoping Mimi’s rage, fueled by Holly’s crew painting Gil in a bad light, leads to a full-blown catfight at Homecoming. Think of the ratings!



  1. Panel 3 says but later… What a cliffhanger! I think she’s watching The Honeymooners on METV so she can learn how to stand up to her husband.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 15, 2015 @ 6:40 am

  2. Mimi’s gonna have such a crick in her neck from watching TV in that position.

    Comment by John S. Walters — October 15, 2015 @ 8:04 am

  3. I’m trying to decide if that’s a remote in Mimi’s hand or a tumbler with two fingers of whiskey.*

    * I hesitated doing yet another ‘this Gil Thorp character is drinking’ joke, but if I gave those up I’d lose about three quarters of my material!

    Comment by timbuys — October 15, 2015 @ 8:11 am

  4. I was thinking it was a lady toy in her hand, and she was having revenge sex. Either that or a vaporizer, and she’s got a habit she’s hiding from Gil.

    Comment by Carl — October 15, 2015 @ 8:28 am

  5. Better yet, she’s watching The Dick Van Dyke and realizing she could be sleeping in a separate bed.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 15, 2015 @ 9:36 am

  6. I’m going with a Star Trek TNG phaser in her hand.

    Comment by Ol'Froth — October 15, 2015 @ 10:50 am

  7. She’s sweet just like chocolate candy,
    Or like the honey from a bee!
    Oh I’m just wild about Ho-lly (Dobbs years ago),
    And she’s just wild about me!

    Comment by g2design — October 15, 2015 @ 3:55 pm

  8. Jack Daniels on the rocks for Mimi.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — October 15, 2015 @ 5:15 pm

  9. Why would this be on so late that Gil is already sleeping? Either he retires awfully early, or this show is on too late to pull a good audience.

    Comment by robmize2013 — October 15, 2015 @ 8:34 pm

  10. robmize, I wondered about that myself. That and whether Lard-Ass had to pay to get into the contest.

    Comment by vaganova — October 16, 2015 @ 12:37 pm

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