This Week in Milford

October 22, 2015

Need a Few More Laughs? Whigham’ll Draw ’em In for Ya

Filed under: Alan Mayne, Chunky Bracelets, Holly Dobbs, Milford Idiots — teenchy @ 4:32 am

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Kids these days, with the texting and the tweeter and the bookface and the never-ending desire for a few seconds of fame (15 minutes? ain’t nobody got time for that), amirite? I’m sorry but even among the teens and pre-teens I know currently, outdated media jokes fall flat. These kids would think Dor(k)y’s joke is as lame as the whole premise for this reality show.

I’m disappointed we don’t get a close-up of Holly in P2. Just as well as makeup probably covered over those claw marks Mimi left behind. Check out that wingspan though! Maybe she should’ve been coaching women’s hoops back in the day.

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7 Comments »

  1. Is that Androgynous Mullet Person sitting in the front row next to Ponytail?

    Comment by nedryerson — October 22, 2015 @ 6:19 am

  2. At this rate, Alan Mayne and the rest of the “Welcome Back Carter” crew will be back to shooting industrial safety videos by the end of the week.

    Comment by Philip — October 22, 2015 @ 6:22 am

  3. Wow, wasn’t that a hilarious joke. If Dorky keeps that up he will soon be one of the “Kings of Comedy”.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — October 22, 2015 @ 6:53 am

  4. More like a writer for King of Queens if that show was still on. Where’s the bacon jokes?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 22, 2015 @ 7:38 am

  5. Hey, he didn’t get a “Ha” from that kid in the third row.

    Comment by Dood — October 22, 2015 @ 8:53 am

  6. Skip Bittman’s “Secretary of State Jimmy Cagney” bit was funnier than this.

    Comment by billytheskink — October 22, 2015 @ 9:21 am

  7. It’s a shame we can’t hear Dory. I’m sure it’s all in the delivery. Sammy Maudlin would surely be slapping his knee.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — October 22, 2015 @ 10:30 am


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