This Week in Milford

December 23, 2015

Elite? Like, True Standish Level Four Star Elite?


Just so we’re all clear here, panel one is not a carryover from yesterday. That is clearly some other player whom Frenzie Kenzie has just bowled over.

I’m not saying Kenzie needs to be the next Herc the Mauler, but if the rest of this arc is mostly about her fulfilling the requirements for her real sport by committing countless flagrant fouls and being kind of apologetic for her actions but, you know, she keeps on doing it so how sorry can she be really, then I will happily follow along and never mention the Holly Dobbs inanity again.

Bonus points:

What kind of amazing shape is Kenzie in panel two? I say crowbar.

Panel three Kenzie seems to have a bit of a June Morgan thing going on.



  1. She looks kinda like a giant version of Whigham’s Maureen Monte.

    Comment by billytheskink — December 23, 2015 @ 9:39 am

  2. So far, the close-up drawings of Kenzie have given her softer, feminine features, while the wider angle stuff shows a chiseled jaw that Jon Hamm would be jealous of.

    Also, an elite rugby player would probably have some more bulk in the lower body, but now I’m probably just being nitpicky.

    Comment by nedryerson — December 23, 2015 @ 9:43 am

  3. OK, I’m calling it. She’s a transsexual. Anyone else in?

    Comment by $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$$ — December 23, 2015 @ 1:31 pm

  4. It’s always basketball. Bring back Lini Verde! According to my miscalculations, he should be finishing up at FIT about now, thus able to help out back home in Mfnrd.

    Comment by vaganova — December 23, 2015 @ 2:28 pm

  5. One other thought occurs to me: Which real sports don’t require you to be in amazing shape if you are to be considered elite? Beer pong? I understand that even many elite chess and poker players are pretty focused on their physical fitness these days.

    Comment by timbuys — December 23, 2015 @ 6:21 pm

  6. metapost: Gentlemen, I’ve run into some travel-related difficulties and will be OOC tomorrow. Can I please ask one of the regulars to cover for me? I would be much obliged.


    Comment by teenchy — December 23, 2015 @ 7:53 pm

  7. Sent a note to the team. There is a decent chance I can put one up tomorrow morning.

    Comment by timbuys — December 23, 2015 @ 8:16 pm

  8. Standard generic boring GT plotline: Kenzie’s rough around the edges, but she will soon meet a Nice Boy. Most of the attention quickly focuses on the Nice Boy, and Kenzie becomes background decor just like Boo Radley. We see brief glimpses of the girls’ team in action, but the outcome of their season is never addressed.

    My idea: Kenzie’s gay. She meets a Nice Girl by elbowing her in the jaw during practice. Love blossoms as Kenzie turns into a real basketball player and the girls’ team wins a championship. Kenzie and girlfriend are shown necking in the back of the bus on the way home from the title game. Hopefully, the girls’ hoops trophy is less disturbingly phallic than the football version.

    Comment by John S. Walters — December 24, 2015 @ 8:15 am

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