This Week in Milford

January 27, 2016

Hack A Kenzie?

Filed under: actual action, basketball, freak hands, Kenzie Hanley, Pantheon of Hair — timbuys @ 8:29 am


Kenzie banks in her first few buckets? Given that and that she’s been shown to be a fierce rebounder, it’s clear that she’s been wasting her time with this rugby foolishness. She’s unstoppable.

Bonus points: The ref is an elf!

That is a heck of an arc for the ball to be traveling. It actually appears to be curving back to Kenzie. Too much English on the ball, I’m guessing!


  1. The form looks good. Maybe she needs glasses. “I can squat 6 eye doctors but my eyes are weak. I don’t get it!”

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 27, 2016 @ 9:20 am

  2. +1 for Pantheon of Hair

    Comment by g2design — January 27, 2016 @ 10:00 am

  3. Kenzie is way too good at this basketball thing way too fast. Which, I suppose, is Rubin’s way around the real-life outcome of this scenario: Kenzie kicking ass and taking names. We’d hate to sully the Funny Pages with violence!

    Comment by John S. Walters — January 27, 2016 @ 11:08 am

  4. I think I see the next developments. Maxwell will coach Kenzie on foul shots, and Kenzie will teach Maxwell how to inflict maximum pain via “incidental contact.” It’s not stated explicitly, but the implication is that she’s playing a lot in this game. Mimi must think she can be more than a destroyer.

    Comment by vaganova — January 27, 2016 @ 12:25 pm

  5. Are we sure that’s not Dylan Bauza in panel 1? What odd neck shadowing…

    Comment by billytheskink — January 27, 2016 @ 3:01 pm

  6. I think that elfin zebra might be moonlighting from her day job on Milford High’s staff.

    Comment by teenchy — January 28, 2016 @ 5:06 am

  7. came here to see if anyone commented on the elf. was not disappointed. I will say she looks young enough to be a student.

    Comment by lester — January 30, 2016 @ 10:06 pm

  8. […] Meanwhile I dunno what Connie Soto’s doing with hers: checking out the results of her facial/wax job, maybe. She’s managed to pop her ear out from under her hairdo, giving her that Middle Earth look that pops up in Milford from time to time. […]

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  9. […] to putting multiple small one on them. Still has this thing for the ears poking out out of the hair elf style, […]

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