This Week in Milford

February 1, 2016

Hope You Like Your Bacon Crispy!

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, Kenzie Hanley, Milford Idiots — nedryerson @ 7:40 am


In case you needed to be reminded, Maxwell Bacon had proffered an invitation to Kenzie Hanley to go out on a date. The first time around, it was witnessed by a rack of basketballs. Now, the second time around, we know for sure that it happened because it caused Kenzie’s eyeball to explode, whereupon she dropped the basketball and made an awkward exit. Ouch! I like to pretend that Kenzie also did one of those awkward exits where she tried to pull on the door instead of push or pushed furiously on the top of the door and not down where you need to push to unlatch it, all the while muttering and nervously smiling at dumbfounded Bacon.

The simplest explanation is that Kenzie was caught off guard and not comfortable with dating and/or just not that into Bacon. We don’t actually have time for anything more complicated, do we?




  1. I hope Max’s tutorial didn’t include standing six feet in front of the free-throw line, as he is in panel 3.

    Comment by John S. Walters — February 1, 2016 @ 7:45 am

  2. I took a quick peek at the colored panels this morning; Ken-doll is back to appearing white so this is probably not an interracial storyline. Sexual preference gets my vote. Ishii, look out! They’re both coming after you.

    Comment by g2design — February 1, 2016 @ 7:58 am

  3. “Gotta roll, Maxwell.”
    Last year we had “How Maxwell Bacon rolls.”

    Lot of rolling going on in Milford…

    Comment by billytheskink — February 1, 2016 @ 8:25 am

  4. g2–I agree w/u… a first for Milford, maybe establishing a branch of LGBT…

    Comment by Rowdyman — February 1, 2016 @ 3:41 pm

  5. Kenzie = Tranny

    Comment by Ken Dinger — February 1, 2016 @ 9:01 pm

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