This Week in Milford

May 6, 2016

There’s no I in Bader

Filed under: general nonsense, Gil Thorp — robmize2013 @ 7:13 pm

And our blue-haired teammates continue their banter in the locker room – I dont recall the baseball team even having a locker room at my high school – they simply showed up in their uniforms for home games and took the field. Why change clothes at school for a baseball game? Wear your damn uni home  and have mom wash it etc. And the diamond was nowhere near the gym which contained the locker rooms anyway. So ??

Bader junior is turning into this seasons dickwad, bitching about stuff he has no control over and foisting his attitude on the team, which has the one guy who tries to reel him in unsuccessfully, which will lead to team dissension and girl-friend stealing, which will lead to Gil talking it over with Mimi at home, and then dealing with it too late to save another lost season. Thank god the girls team is a real family. (Yeah right)



  1. If it were not for locker room etiquette, Bader would already have gone headfirst into a trashcan. Nevertheless there will be an “event” soon: team leader Ken Brown has declared Bader beneath his dignity; the others will act for him. The Baders of the world are fatal to team efforts.

    Comment by vaganova — May 6, 2016 @ 8:39 pm

  2. If Master Bader starts going third person and calling himself “Darth,” I think he’s gonna find himself doused with liniment and strapped to the goalpost with about six miles of athletic tape. And if he starts narrating his at-bats in the third person, they’ll just light him on fire and walk away.

    Comment by John S. Walters — May 6, 2016 @ 9:13 pm

  3. People who nickname themselves are the worst. Rubin is going all in with this guy, Bader has a shot to top the combined Trumpisms of Andrew Gregory’s anti-immigrant rants and Doyle Dane’s obsession with brand-building.

    Comment by billytheskink — May 6, 2016 @ 10:01 pm

  4. Surely someone in his third grade class called him “Darth Bader”. That’s way too obvious.

    Comment by Philip — May 7, 2016 @ 3:22 am

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