This Week in Milford

September 14, 2016

Those Soccer Balls Seem Very Large

Filed under: Exploding Eyeball Syndrome, exposition comics, freak hands, soccer — timbuys @ 6:21 am


I mean, I guess they’re in the foreground?

Anyway, Heather kind of sucks at soccer and Coach Dawes is finally opening up about it. It’s definitely a different flavor of Milford jerkiness…


  1. “You also need to do something about that giant zit on your nose. Somebody stop me!”

    Coach Dawes’ brutal honesty is refreshing, and probably the reason why we’ve neither seen her before nor are likely to see her again.

    Comment by teenchy — September 14, 2016 @ 7:24 am

  2. Panel 3–Heather’s legs look like they are on upside down…

    Comment by Rowdyman — September 14, 2016 @ 7:25 am

  3. Where is this going ? Several days spent on this with no clear point of what this is all about.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — September 14, 2016 @ 7:38 am

  4. P3 – The conversation is happening in front of Target.

    Or, Never Mind the Bollards


    Comment by g2design — September 14, 2016 @ 7:43 am

  5. is that a mustache? How can anyone love soccer anyway…the sport is designed for people who kick a ball into a net. I have never seen a soccer goal that was anything more than a bit of a set up and a lot of luck…the field ios way too big, you can’t direct the ball like you can a hockey puck, it is too slow and too boring…get back to football.

    Comment by bob — September 14, 2016 @ 8:06 am

  6. This seems far too obvious a setup for Heather to reveal her true love — football — right at the same time Coach Thorp needs a placekicker to help his low-scoring, True-less football squad.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — September 14, 2016 @ 10:05 am

  7. […] notice Drafty has a soccer ball in her room. Maybe Heather Burns left it behind for her. Anyhoo, while we await a week of hand-waving at Milford losses and […]

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  8. […] this fall, so will she stay in shape playing soccer? Let’s hope so; <a href=”“&gt; Coach Dawes</a> won’t put up with her […]

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