This Week in Milford

September 17, 2016

A Little Plot Sprain – er, Twist


You’d be forgiven for thinking that’s Patrick Stewart or Sir Stirling Moss (who turns 87 today!) but no, it’s Trainer Rick Scott, in a close-up the likes of which we’ve not seen in some time.  Rick looks like he’s sporting an extra digit on his right hand but I could be mistaken.

Heather Burns’ attitude toward Rick reminds me of this old Judy Tenuta chestnut:

Is Heather planning to use her spot on Rick’s staff to get to the football field and the placekicker’s spot? Or does she have some other ulterior motive, like satisfying her ankle fetish?



  1. that tape job looks like it was done by somebody who was never taught the proper way…

    Comment by Rowdyman — September 17, 2016 @ 3:05 pm

  2. My vote is for a foot fetishes for Heather.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — September 17, 2016 @ 5:27 pm

  3. Many ex-athletes become trainers, what hogwash that its a ‘first’. Its another way to stay in the game when either your skills peter out or you dont have the competitive drive anymore.

    Comment by robmize2013 — September 17, 2016 @ 8:27 pm

  4. “And, when baseball season starts, I’ll show you how to tape up Barry Bader’s mouth!”

    Comment by Philip — September 18, 2016 @ 6:37 am

  5. Wait ’til she gets a load of Hamani Gaines’ hammertoe! (sure he probably graduated 3 years ago, but it could be a while before we get any fresh lineup info)

    Comment by nedryerson — September 18, 2016 @ 9:00 am

  6. Not sure I am really psychologically prepared for an arc where I’ll be regularly checking the box next to the Trainer Rick Scott category…

    Comment by timbuys — September 18, 2016 @ 10:10 am

  7. P2: Strong interest in what?
    Foot Binding?
    Applying Tape to Boys?
    Hanging Around the Gymnasium?
    Movies about Gladiators?

    Comment by g2design — September 18, 2016 @ 1:49 pm

  8. I admit I am stumped where this is going– I had thought Heather would quickly– even precipitously– become the kicker for the football team. I don’t remember if Barely Bader plays football. If not, we will have to wait for spring for Heather to soak his jock in liniment, so in the meantime… ? Heather and Kevin, up a tree? As I say, I am at a loss.

    Comment by vaganova — September 18, 2016 @ 7:08 pm

  9. I come here for the Stirling Moss birthday wishes, I stay for the Judy Tenuta bits.

    Comment by billytheskink — September 19, 2016 @ 7:57 am

  10. […] out to frequent TWIM commenter, chronicler of the Hall of Name and keeper of the Milford.xlsx, billytheskink who is taking a spin […]

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  11. […] appear to differ.   Heather’s cankles are looking mighty thick today. Wonder if she taped them herself. I’m sure we’ll learn more about her future as Trey and Jaquan fill in their […]

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