This Week in Milford

September 24, 2016

Today’s Post Not As Rushed As Hakeem’s Throw

Filed under: actual action, football, Gil Thorp — teenchy @ 5:15 pm


We didn’t get to hear what kind of advice Gil gave Hakeem Archer on the sidelines so we are left to wonder whether student trainer/coach wannabe Heather Burns is offering similar advice to him. Hakeem can digest said advice as he chugs the bottle of squeeze mustard Heather lifted from The Bucket on her way to the game.

Wispy wideout Max Ortiz is still wispy, and hasn’t filled out enough to wear a number wider than 1. His delicate legs in silhouette are the highlight of today’s highlight reel.  Check in on Monday when we see whether Hakeem relaxes, gets set, and fires, the end result, and whether or not Hakeem credits (or blames) Heather. Who knows? Maybe Heather wil become The Secret Pelwecki’s personal QB tutor.



  1. Too big to be squeeze mustard, I think its a bottle of Sriracha sauce.

    Comment by Ol'Froth — September 24, 2016 @ 5:27 pm

  2. Yummmm!

    Comment by Gil's Barber — September 24, 2016 @ 9:20 pm

  3. She forgot the immortal advice of Clambake: “Lock your eyes in on one hole…:

    Comment by John S. Walters — September 24, 2016 @ 9:51 pm

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