This Week in Milford

October 13, 2016

We’re Forced To Reconsider The Reliability Of The Narration Box

Filed under: actual action, football, general nonsense — timbuys @ 8:47 am


Leaving aside the multitude of routes Heather is apparently proficient at running, I am held up by the fact that the Narration Box has apparently lost interest in the proceedings and can’t recall if we just missed watching one skinny post or two.

The question was raised as to how Heather was going to continue to coach The Secret Pelwecki while also running routes. It would appear that the answer is…

Bonus point: More gratuitous Kevin insults in panel two! I hope you like mean girls, Kevin…


  1. Next: The snap count! Getting the emphasis right on your “huts”, and proper deployment of “Omaha.” After that, it’s brunch time at The Bucket.

    Comment by John S. Walters — October 13, 2016 @ 9:00 am

  2. Are we being subjected to “You Make the Call” in P3? Is there a key on our computer or an online procedure so we can fax in the right answer? I’m proffering without fear of contradiction that no masculine slurs(as in P2) will grace the answer. I’m typing to Milford even as I speak…

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — October 13, 2016 @ 9:24 am

  3. At least we’ve got some American footballs today.

    I’m digging The Secret Pelwecki’s Marilyn Manson get-up in panel 2.

    Comment by billytheskink — October 13, 2016 @ 9:54 am

  4. P3: “…get better gas mileage and improve the performance on your car. Your engine will run a lot cleaner and smoother. Always check the oil every morning and change every 20,000 miles. Keep your tires properly inflated. Do you have a tire gauge? I think I got one in my duffel bag.”

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — October 13, 2016 @ 10:09 am

  5. I was going to say “allow you to put on a better spiral because you’ll be using your fingertips,” but I like T Drew’s answer much better.

    Comment by vaganova — October 13, 2016 @ 10:43 am

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