This Week in Milford

November 18, 2016

Think our HE TE is throwing in the towel

Filed under: Boredom in Milford, Gil Thorp, lessons learned — robmize2013 @ 5:38 pm

Well that didnt take long. One good butt-kicking and princess is already dreaming up her next big scheme. Here theyre nice enough to not only let her be a trainer, they suit her up on a moments notice and throw her to the wolves. Its obviously over her head, and she will announce that she’s heading back to the soccer pitch next week to resume her soccer career. Ah well, alls well that ends well, and she escaped without getting her body broken in half or brains scrambled. Nice hairstyle too.


  1. Oh boy can’t wait for the next turn in this rambling story line. I’m probably not going to be able to sleep tonight.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — November 18, 2016 @ 6:49 pm

  2. Me either, I want to know who does her hair.

    Comment by Gil's Barber — November 18, 2016 @ 7:14 pm

  3. So I guess we’re over Heather as the first female TEE, and now we’re on to her becoming an unpaid assistant coach. Gil, of course, will hog the credit for her brilliant idea. If, that is, Milford wins its next game.

    Comment by John S. Walters — November 18, 2016 @ 10:23 pm

  4. Are those tombstones in P1? Just checking. Anyway, speaking of Clairol, I’m not holding my breath until they stage a commercial where she’s a kickass model on the runway during the day but moonlights as a tight end, mixing it up with the defensive linemen.

    Sung to the tune “That Girl”
    Diamonds, daisies, football
    That Girl
    Chestnuts, rainbows, tight end
    Is That Girl
    She’s tinsel on a tree…
    She’s everything that every girl
    should be!
    Sable, popcorn, play book,
    That Girl
    Gingham, bluebirds, helmet,
    Is That Girl,
    She’s Gil’s alone, but luckily
    for you…
    If you find a girl to love,
    Only one girl to tackle
    Then she’ll be That Girl too…

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — November 19, 2016 @ 2:45 pm

  5. Wow, I’m guessing H.E.’s dad is referring to Lake Forest College, in the Chicago suburban town of Lake Forest, IL, where I grew up. It was very strange that we had a college in our little town, as the school went almost unnoticed among us locals. Then one year, Playboy magazine rated Lake Forest College as one of the top schools in the country for sex — so I guess all the students there were always so busy getting on that they never left campus, and that would explain everything.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — November 19, 2016 @ 6:05 pm

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