This Week in Milford

April 7, 2017

Does ‘Former Douche’ ring a bell?

Filed under: baseball, Gil Thorp, Milford Weirdos, Pantheon of Hair — robmize2013 @ 8:19 pm

Well it didnt take long for the new storyline to run into a bump in the road. New lefty Cane looks every bit like trouble down the road with that scowl and ear to ear frown. Oh thats the same thing but whatever..

Usually they intro a character who gradually becomes unlikable; this chap claims to be over that already, as if there’s a rest home in Milford for “guys that used to be asswipes” and they get treatment and come out reformed. Cane is one of those.

I’m sure Cane still has plenty of temper that he will display before this long sledge of a season is through. Or he will break new ground and prove that even fairly nice guys, albeit sourpusses like he looks like, can still wind up unlikable like the rest and perhaps even apply for re-admission to the Milford Asswipe Rest Home.



  1. “Used to have a temper… until everyone started leaving me alone. Are YOU going to leave me alone?”

    Comment by John S. Walters — April 7, 2017 @ 8:42 pm

  2. Sorry, that should be “started”.

    Fixed! – TimP

    Comment by John S. Walters — April 7, 2017 @ 8:42 pm

  3. Need a new ass swipe on this team if Master Bader is gone. Cane appears to be a top prospect to fill that role.

    Comment by Bobby Joe — April 7, 2017 @ 9:19 pm

  4. Ryan/”Cane”‘s nose becomes increasingly porcine from panel to panel. Looking forward to seeing if he’s gone whole hog today.

    Comment by teenchy — April 8, 2017 @ 7:28 am

  5. That hair. Say this for Whigham he knows how to rile us up.

    Comment by timbuys — April 8, 2017 @ 10:59 am

  6. Jeez, robmize, you could bleach our anti-hero’s hair and he reminds me of Dusty Rhodes, The American Dream.

    Today’s headline from the Milford Enquirer

    Friday Night At The Milford Coliseum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Coach Shaw and Coach Kaz


    The Assassins

    Loser Must Forfeit All Jewelry Plus Get
    All Hair Shaved Off-Marty Moon Will Do
    The Honors!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Volcano w/Mgr. Aaron Aardvark


    Harley Race

    Texas Cage Match-No Time Limit, No Disqualification-Whoever Breathes Will Be Declared The Winner


    Southern Heavyweight Title Match

    Kevin “Moose”Pelwicki w/Mgr. Heather Burns


    The Boogie-Woogie Man,
    Handsome Jimmy Valiant

    Coach Steve Luhm Will Serve
    As Special Referee

    Bell Time Will Be At 7:30PM!!!!!! Don’t Miss It-BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — April 9, 2017 @ 6:50 pm

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