This Week in Milford

May 2, 2017

What’s Next?


I am sure Dafne will easily be able to top her takedown of a prominent school board member. Stories like that are a dime a dozen in the student newspaper.  Meanwhile, these oddly shaped and attired Central City Cretins are apparently planning a road trip to Tanktown Milford to do…. what exactly? Rile up what’s his name? The volcano guy?

I guess they don’t have anything else to do two weeks from now.



  1. Two weeks is mid-May, that’s not mid-season?
    No summer plot again, I guess.

    Comment by billytheskink — May 2, 2017 @ 7:27 am

  2. “Time” is an elastic concept in Mfnrd. Will we fast-forward two weeks, or will these two weeks consist of the entire plot and run through July? I’m guessing here.

    Comment by vaganova's scheduler — May 2, 2017 @ 7:46 am

  3. The Centralette on the right’s clothing worries me. At first I thought they she was wearing knee high socks, but then that would mean she is either wearing them over her pants, or not wearing pants at all. And then I noticed the bracelets. I remember those bracelets from one of the raves Aaron Aagard went to, so it’s possible that they know how volatile Cane gets when he gets hepped up on the Disco Biscuits. I can’t wait until two weeks/tomorrow to find out more about this.

    Comment by drewfunk — May 2, 2017 @ 7:52 am

  4. What Dafonte is going on?

    Comment by nedryerson — May 2, 2017 @ 8:07 am

  5. That’s a whole lot of excitement in panel 3 for a road trip to Mfnrd. The Bucket! Nut-Boys! Coffee Cantina! Woohoo! Those medium-sized-city girls know how to par-tay!

    Comment by John S. Walters — May 2, 2017 @ 9:05 am

  6. John S, have you considered that the girls’ excitement may be at getting out of violent– if medium sized– Central City? It’s not likely they’ll have all four tires spiked in the Mfnrd HS parking lot, nor that they will have to break someone’s jaw. The biggest danger is probably that that fastball pitcher will lose his temper and bean spectators.

    Comment by vaganova's chauffeur — May 2, 2017 @ 1:09 pm

  7. Darn it, John S. Waters, I first read your comment as “That’s a whole lot of excrement in panel 3 for a road trip to Mfnrd.”

    But no matter, each version seems to apply.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — May 2, 2017 @ 7:03 pm

  8. P1: Tune in tomorrow, same Milford time, same Milford channel, when the Sleaze Sisters uncover Gil’s raiding of Mimi’s lingerie. Gil will be forced to undergo psychiatric treatment at the Milford State Hospital.

    Today’s headline from the Milford Enquirer

    “O. J.: ‘Dafne is wrong!!! I use those gloves for gardening!!!!!'”

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — May 3, 2017 @ 6:47 am

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