This Week in Milford

March 7, 2018

So, Uh, They All Just Stopped Chanting When Marty Got Up?


In the long history of student demonstrations at Valley sporting events (which I am too lazy to document here), this has got to be one of the weakest ones ever. No signs, no props, not even a particularly clever chant. Just a forest of Freak Hands and Chunky Bracelets to assure that we are indeed in the Milford milieu.

Assorted questions:

So, is the game still going on? Is there someone back at the studio to fill the air? Why isn’t Karina shouting back at Marty? Who’s face is that in Panel two? Does Marty’s mike not reject most ambient noise and if not, why the hell is he wearing a headset then? In short, just what the hell is going on here?

Minus points: Let’s go back to Panel One for a moment… With the possible exception of Duncan, those are supposed to be the hands of teenaged girls.




  1. P2, perhaps Marty has a parasitic twin we’re unaware of?

    Comment by Ol'Froth — March 7, 2018 @ 10:36 am

  2. C’mon Marty, who’s the adult here?! You got a folding chair at your disposal. Throw it into the stands.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — March 7, 2018 @ 11:51 am

  3. GT — Martin Moon’s response: “You darkies, scarlet women, immigrants, queers, and Papists are as loud as you are ignorant!! Stop reproducing and get a job already!!”

    GT 2 – Since Gilberto who knows EVERYTHING going on with his players and in his high school has not personally intervened, let’s just go on and admit he’s 100% in support of Martin’s mental vomit

    GT 3 – Seriously, this has to be a new world record of consecutive days without Gilberto/Mrs. Gilberto/Kaz sticking their nose in someone’s business, right??

    GT 4 – You know, absent of context, this might be a white power rally to get a Jewish broadcaster fired…

    Comment by hitorque — March 7, 2018 @ 1:03 pm

  4. 15 kids in the stands is 12 more than Marty has listeners, counting Mimi drinking & grading papers with the radio on so she’ll know the score when Gil gets home.

    Comment by Downpuppy Downs (@Downpuppy) — March 7, 2018 @ 2:45 pm

  5. The big-ass hands in P1 must belong to that Amazon who played at MHS a couple of years ago, Menzie, or Kenzie, or whatever her name is.

    Comment by franku2016 — March 7, 2018 @ 3:00 pm

  6. #martybitoffabatshead
    Oops, sorry, teenchy and timbuys, I got Marty and Ozzy mixed up. You’d think being a Sabbie, I’d remember. Anyway, I think the script gods will enable Marty to weather the storm although Marty might get a couple of scares. It’d be the end of Marty’s career as we know it at WDIG if, during a broadcast, fans can hear the students, led by Karina and Paloma, chanting

    MOON’S GOT RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MOON’S GOT RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MOON’S GOT RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ETC., ETC., ETC., ETC., ETC.,

    Prayin’ for ya, Marty. They’ll outgrow it.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — March 7, 2018 @ 5:05 pm

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