This Week in Milford

April 13, 2018

Cant anybody here do this job??

Filed under: Gil Thorp, Just plain sad, Marty Moon, Milford Idiots — robmize2013 @ 8:19 pm

Gil runs into the station manager at WDIG who tells him Marty may get his job back if Gil tells the tall girl who started all this MPN nonsense to endorse it. And if she doesnt endorse it he wont. Double negative. Whats the future of MPN now that the Pirate Parrot guy doesnt want to do it because Marty lost his job? Why is the girl as tall as Gil? Whats the point of all this if the basketball season is over anyway, which it should’ve been a month ago?

And the elephant in the room? WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH DOES MARTY MOON HAVE TO BE THE ONLY FUCKIN PERSON ON PLANET EARTH THATS CAPABLE OF BROADCASTING A GOD DAMN TINY ASS HIGH SCHOOLS’ BASKETBALL GAMES THAT NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT AND WHOSE PRIMARY CHARACTERS IN THIS PLOT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTON ABOUT BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB ASS PIRATE NETWORK THATS NOW OUT OF BUSINESS??? CANT ANYBODY ELSE IN THIS MORONIC SCHOOL SIT BEHIND A GOD DAMN MICROPHONE AND DESCRIBE MEANINGLESS BASKETBALL ACTION 2 FUCKIN MONTHS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE IN THE SHIT-ASS UNIVERSE IS DONE PLAYING????

Where’s the Excedrin?

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3 Comments »

  1. So if this high school girl (Paloma I guess, search me?) says Marty’s gone then that’s that huh? That’s rich. If high school girl dies in car crash does Marty get his job back?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — April 13, 2018 @ 9:22 pm

  2. Well said, Rob.

    Comment by timbuys — April 13, 2018 @ 10:42 pm

  3. robmize, what do you REALLY think about this. Now don’t hold it in(ha). Seriously, you da Man and your take sums up what it took a plot that should have been shot in the head in January about 3-4 LONG months to express.
    And if the Edict at Nantes, not to mention Robert E. Lee surrendering his sword to General Grant, all took place at the Milford Lounge, why can’t Marty’s future, not to mention the fate of WDIG, be decided there?
    I’d stake one of those Cubs mugs Gilberto is drinking out of in P2 on that very point.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — April 14, 2018 @ 12:20 pm


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