This Week in Milford

May 18, 2018

Annnnnnd theyre off!

Filed under: actual action, baseball, lame jokes — robmize2013 @ 8:44 pm

Milford hosts Derby on what looks like a dry track, unlike the real Kentucky Derby, which was run in slop. I would think a school called Derby would be located in Kentucky, but Kansas is enough of a bus ride eh? Pelwecki makes an offensive contribution with his bat, which is better then his offensive contribution with his mouth. He informs Mikey Filion how close his long fly ball was to going yard. I guess we  have to listen to his launch angle crap til either he graduates (please?) or he is launched himself to the moon. (Not Marty Moon.) Who the hell holds their bat in the dugout after their at bat? Pelwecki should hang himself in the bat rack and let his bat do the talking….

Of course Mikey joins in the nonsense in Kevins next at bat;hey, at least he’s hitting with men on. If the batting order from the opener is used again, Mike is properly still in the dugout; he would be batting 4 places later, although we still havent figured out the missing 5th batter

My dad was in the army during WW2 and he told me KP stands for Kitchen Police. I’m good with that name for Pelwecki. He can clean up all the bull he’s been feeding the team…

Maybe tomorrow Kevin will go yard for a 3-dinger and we can enjoy his preening over the weekend. Myself, I’d rather watch the Derby again on rerun for 2 days straight. But I have the Preakness and the Royal Wedding in my way. May the best horse win!






  1. And in the category of “what calendar do they use in Milford”: high schools here in western NY have finished the regular seasons for baseball and softball. The ‘Larks have finished one game.

    Comment by Philip — May 19, 2018 @ 3:51 am

  2. I am beginning to warm to Palooka. At least he’s a pleasant kind of jerk, one who’s not pretending to be a junior accountant or pushing AmWay. He’s just trying to be a star player, not pretending he already is one.

    Comment by vaganova — May 19, 2018 @ 12:07 pm

  3. P1: Heard at Milford Downs, late this afternoon
    “…it’s Trapezoid Plate, leading by a length over No Way That’s First Base, Crypticcleats right behind in 3rd, around the final turn, we have a dandy, Hairy Moose has just shot up in 2nd, Bader the Brat pulling up in 4th, here we are down the stretch, it’s going to be at the wire, a photo finish if I ever saw one, Plotsucky zips out of nowhere to nip Ovencatcher’s Mitt by a nose…”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — May 19, 2018 @ 7:54 pm

  4. […] to ask his teammates if he needs to slow it down a little. All he does is adjust his launch angle a sixteenth of an inch, then gives the ball a ride, which leaves his bat looking like a little white bullet, over the […]

    Pingback by Bombs Away, Kevin – er, Barry | This Week in Milford — June 2, 2018 @ 1:53 pm

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