This Week in Milford

June 1, 2018

I vote to cancel “Pelwecki”

Filed under: baseball, Gil Thorp, lame jokes, Milford Weirdos — robmize2013 @ 4:11 pm

Really? On June 1st, we have high school kids sitting around talking about the future of some dude who’s overstayed his welcome longer then Roseanne was on the air.

Does the balding guy really hit Kevin in the head with the check? Wish I could read some of it. A doctor couldnt write worse.

Again, its June 1st, and Kevin is THINKING about getting a scholarship, to what? AND GIL STILL THINKS ITS TOO EARLY!!! Yaaash. Its the colleges decision to AWARD a scholorship to Academically qualified students, emphasis on Academically. How on earth does this mope with a mop think just because he knows all that shit about launch angles all of a sudden he’s on his way to Arizona State and the College World Series for free?? How’s he doing in class? Who knows? I’m sure even he hasnt looked at a book since March, so busy rubbing his magic bat is he. I guess we’re stuck with this crap till August, because it’ll take that long to finish the season and Maybe, Maybe, graduate before Labor Day.

But we dont have to worry about Roseanne. As I mentioned before, her new show got cancelled, and I couldnt care less. I havent given a rats ass about her since that night in San Diego when she put on a singing performance for the ages. I didnt watch the first version of the show either; John Goodman was best known to me as The Babe in the worst movie ever made, and the daughter (who had the idea for the show revival) was kinda cute with her ripped jeans, but otherwise the show was non- existent in my world. But since she’s got more free time, how about singing the anthem at a Mudlarks game this summer? Couldnt be any worse then these storylines. A one, a two, a three….

 

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5 Comments »

  1. I think the flying object in P2 is a sugar packet.
    Recruiting in spring sports concentrates on the HS juniors – by the time college coaches see what you do as a senior, it’s too late. Not sure who really wants a right handed DH that badly. And, yeah, I hope there’s some explanation of “premature” tomorrow.
    But, hey, the amateur draft starts 4 June! Maybe somebody will pick K-Pel!

    Comment by Philip — June 1, 2018 @ 5:04 pm

  2. Gil really means,”Oh God, do I really have to write letters to JUCCO’s!” Yeah Gil, you do. It’s part of your job. Just fire off an email to Olivet Nazarene to come check out this QB/TE/RT/2nd baseman/DH. Take ya 5 minutes. TURD !!!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — June 1, 2018 @ 6:19 pm

  3. What a fun prank Gil pulled in Panel 3 today, having his role temporarily filled by TV news loudmouth Jesse Watters!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — June 1, 2018 @ 7:54 pm

  4. If this was mentioned before I missed it but the Mets have a player named Kevin Plawecki.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — June 1, 2018 @ 8:07 pm

  5. Jive Turkey, I almost WENT to Olivet Nazarene. My pastor was hot and heavy for me to go. I couldn’t imagine being in the same classroom with a guy who changes ambitions about as quickly as he goes through his Fruit of the Looms in his dresser drawer. LOVED your laundry list for Moose up above. Maybe he’ll take up tennis at Olivet and keep this Get a Life mode(that show was HILARIOUS-Chris Elliott was the man) alive. Ya think?

    Comment by T. Drew Hardin — June 9, 2018 @ 2:16 pm


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