This Week in Milford

June 15, 2018

Granville?? U gotta be jokin.

Filed under: Gil Thorp, Milford Idiots — robmize2013 @ 5:39 pm

Yeah this is a first – – kids still going to school the day after Flag Day, also known as Donald Trumps birthday.

At least she’s wearing short sleeves to class. She’ll need a longer number when she gets to prison. Guess thats our summer storyline.. Jaquan Case can relax. Of course everyone else can do this on their summer vacation, but here at Milford we have no such luxuries. Summer lasts as long as a roll in the hay in this precinct.

And our man Pelwecki gets Paged.. to tell him he got a letter?? To where?? What happened to the US Postal Service?? As an employee for 30 years there, I’m a bit ashamed.

Granville U. does not exist. Denison University does.

Denison is located in Granville Ohio. So thats who’s interested in this mope? The acceptance rate for the class of 2022 was 34%, so Kevin is already a favorite to be, as Keith Hernandez said in the Bud Lite commercial – REJECTED! But I guess you gotta start somewhere. But I dont think Denison will be on my TV in the College World Series anytime soon, and neither will KP. His initials refer to what he is truly qualified for – Kitchen Police. My dad told me that one from his Army days. By the way, Happy Fathers Day,  Dad, in heaven. And all the dads too!


  1. Ryan heard from Denison
    Will you give our school a spin?
    Called them on the phone

    “Can I send you my pitching pictures
    Or, my video?”

    But as he’s ready to click ‘send’
    A knock comes on the door

    Bang! Bang! Secret Kevin Pelwecki
    Came down upon his luck
    Bang! Bang! Secret Kevin Pelwecki
    Made sure Ryan was fucked.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — June 15, 2018 @ 5:53 pm

  2. Dafne looks as skinny as Shelly Duvall. What happened? Missing practice again? Can’t go to prison after practice? The little bit of softball action we’ve seen she has gotten hits. She doesn’t need it I guess.
    I looked up Granville U also. You know, when I was in high school I sent something to a rinky dink college in I think Nebraska. May have been Christian school. I was just hoping for a free t shirt. Wouldn’t you know it, they came to visit me at my school. I felt guilty they wasted time to come visit. I hope they were just in the area visiting real students. All I wanted was a t shirt. And she wouldn’t give it to me!

    Comment by Jive Turkey — June 15, 2018 @ 5:57 pm

  3. The Milford barber shop must either be: a) terrible, b) not doing a whole lot of business, c) unable to attract the kids these days, or d) all of these things and worse.

    We already know that we’re not getting an update on DD’s inanity today so I’ll limit my commentary to panel one. Panel one is a waste of a panel and only useful to Gil Thorp readers who only read the strip every other day and only every other day. The art is no great shakes to boot.

    Comment by timbuys — June 16, 2018 @ 10:41 am

  4. Nice work, Moon! I guess at least we’re getting some quality song parodies this summer.

    Comment by lauramac — June 16, 2018 @ 1:15 pm

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