This Week in Milford

August 3, 2018

If you were serious about improving you wouldnt wait til August 3rd to start!

What the fuck?? So Gil meets these 2 dildos who apparently love golf enough that they’ll ride thier bikes in the rain to the course. You’d figure if theyre already caddying they should have a working knowledge of golf already. But here’s Gil arriving to teach them.. what?? Doesnt a normal golf course have a pro on hand to give lessons? Especially a private one?  Why the hell does this course have to have the local high school football/basketball/baseball coach come over after his baseball season just ended in August to teach some jimokes how to swing a club, after they should have been playing since freakin April? What have they been doing all this time? Waiting for Gil? By now they should have 25 rounds under their belts – this year. As a longtime golfer this is insulting my intelligence. My dad was a caddie at Olympia Fields CC for a few years in high school, and he didnt need any high school coach telling him anything. He learned to play watching the players he caddied for. These guys should be telling Gil to get the hell outa here cuz we’ve been practicing and playing for months now under the tutulage of Mister Golf Course Pro.

I’m not even starting on Panel 3.  Kid who’se 3 feet tall and carrys maybe 5 clubs in his bag has the moxie to say that? Again, how do those guys get THAT FAR on the course and not know something like that? Where are the ground rules in the clubhouse with that info? And what the hell does that little rule have to do with this storyline anyway??

I need to snap a club in half right now.



  1. Yeah that cellphone policeman looks like Stuart from Beavis and Butthead. Sounds like something he’d say too. I had a run in with the cellphone police at work Wednesday. “Citizens Arrest!” Gent was walking out, I was walking in. I was talking to my wife on the phone. He said,” Guy, no walking and talking on campus.” First off, there are no 20 something babes walking around, so this ain’t no campus. Second, well it’s self explanatory.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — August 3, 2018 @ 8:19 pm

  2. They need to say “get the fuck outta here skippy” and then have one pull his shirt over his head while the other guy gives him a wedgie. I learned to play golf too by watching country club players at Flossmoor CC and not by listening to some dipshit like gil

    Comment by franku2016 — August 3, 2018 @ 9:19 pm

  3. Somewhere down the road….about 3 months from now….a member is going to vapor lock out on the course and one of the caddies, being the rebel that he is, is going to save the day by calling “911”. The club will tell him , ” a rule is a rule” and he will be banned for life, but a better person for it, as he walks into the sunset with his 80 year old bag of wooden clubs.

    Comment by Knoxy — August 4, 2018 @ 5:15 am

  4. So, here we are ending the first full week of the golf “plot” and we finally have the beginnings of a conflict. Over cell phone use… This goddamn story feels endless already.

    Comment by vaganova — August 4, 2018 @ 6:03 am

  5. Lemme guess… Those two morons in panel three are going to be our designated elitist rich-boy rival antagonists for our plucky Milford heroes, aren’t they??

    Comment by hitorque on vacation — August 4, 2018 @ 2:47 pm

  6. As usual, hitorque is thinking farther ahead than I am. He is probably right– the modest and determined Mfnrd underdogs, coached by Gil, take on the rule-flouting pissants from Bushwood. I doubt we will see Al Czervik, but we can hope for Lacey Underall. Fine with me if Whigrub leaves out Ty Webb, played in the movie by the profoundly non-funny Chevy Chase.

    Comment by vaganova — August 4, 2018 @ 3:39 pm

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