This Week in Milford

November 3, 2018

Here’s Where The Story Should End


Gil lit Tiki up

Worse than any wide receiver

That ain’t Andre’s biz


Just keep practicing

But never suit up for games?

Just quit already!


“Lit up” for nothing?

Mudlarks can lose without you

Still miss the playdowns


Tiki’s sister is

More important than football

Family comes first


Sticking with Gil Thorp’s

Transit analogy, that

Car won’t drive itself


The only thing that

Keeps me interested in

This stumbling plot:



The crow Gil will have to eat

When truth comes to light






  1. Gil not finding out whether the kid actually lived in Mfnrd before playing him is pretty sloppy. How many wins do they stand to forfeit when it turns out he’s living in Roxbury?

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — November 3, 2018 @ 10:51 am

  2. Let’s just drop this plot and spend the rest of the year on The Milford Cineastes binge-watching the collected works of Werner Herzog, shall we?

    Comment by John S. Walters — November 3, 2018 @ 1:57 pm

  3. We started the football season with two plots, and right now, neither one is moving at all.

    Comment by Philip — November 3, 2018 @ 3:20 pm

  4. Gang, way to help teenchy out with your hilarious comments. It’s like that bumper sticker from the ’70’s-80’s that said “This car is constipated. It doesn’t pass a thing.” The same could be said for this plot. And the teench couldn’t have ended the post with a more apropos video. I mean, when Coach T. rung out Jerry Pulver(seemed about once a week-ha), it was said and done and we MOVED ON. T Now the ass-chewing is the Main Event and likely to retain that status.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 4, 2018 @ 3:24 pm

  5. This football plot has almost reached the two-cans-and-string level of phoning it in. Not quite, but it’s hovering mighty low.

    Comment by Prof. Anthrax — November 4, 2018 @ 6:25 pm

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