This Week in Milford

November 7, 2018

Meet Skip Tracy, née Bob Kazinski


Here we go again

Kaz plays detective because

He can’t coach for shit


Pine Trace landlord is

Quick to give the deets about

Tiki’s apartment


Like a Motel 6

Maybe Kaz should work for ICE

Where’s “Rick” Soto now?


Next, Kaz is calling

The Microsoft campus. Why?

Oh, it’s COACH Redmond!


Is he at New Thayer?

Must be. Why the hell else would

Kaz be calling him?


New Thayer must have

A real crappy school system

To leave for Milford


Why else would you move

Into a dumpy place on

The poor side of town?


The missing subtext:

The Valley’s full of income




  1. Instead of doing all this idiotic detective work, why don’t these two dick-less wonders just ask the kid what’s up?

    Comment by franku2016 — November 7, 2018 @ 8:10 am

  2. Kaz;”Good morning. I wondered if you could give me some information on Apt 3D?
    Property manager: “Yes, according to our records it’s a one bedroom unit”.
    Kaz:”and how many people live there?”
    PM:”At least 4″
    Kaz:”Thank you”

    Comment by Knoxy — November 7, 2018 @ 8:23 am

  3. Look, the summer of Gail Martin was an absolute hoot and I enjoyed it very much, but this Kaz-as-detective shtick really doesn’t work beyond it. For one thing, this “mystery” is stupid and irrelevant. For another, Kaz’s “success” during the summer of Gail Martin boiled down entirely to him HIRING a private investigator when his detective “work” was not sufficient.

    Kaz’s other “success” as a detective, catching Marty DeJong before he set fire to Gil’s woodpile (keeping a woodpile in the summer?), happened only because Kaz was riding his bicycle by Gil’s house when Marty showed up.

    At least Mr. Magoo and Inspector Gadget are funny as they stumble onto solutions to mysteries.

    Comment by billytheskink — November 7, 2018 @ 8:58 am

  4. Y’all are some illegal as hell privacy invading motherfuckers… I’m still waiting for the day when Gilberto Hoxha and his right-hand Minister of Information Kazuo “Der Kommissar” Kazenczyszczykiewicz get sued by an angry parent for all they’re fuckin’ worth…

    Comment by hitorque — November 7, 2018 @ 9:24 am

  5. This entire story reminds me of about every plot on Scooby-Do

    Comment by franku2016 — November 7, 2018 @ 10:06 am

  6. Panel 2 1/2… Gil: “So did you ask who’s renting the apartment?”

    Kaz (whacks forehead): “D’OHHHHH”

    Comment by jvwalt — November 7, 2018 @ 12:51 pm

  7. Gang, way to help teenchy with your hilarious comments. And if you voted yesterday, that’s even better. Remember Zappa: Register to vote.

    Uh oh, better up my game.

    “ONE ADAM-12 ONE ADAM-12, see the family who moved into Milford Senior Living Center and supersized their one-bedroom flat into Taco Grande with an extra hash brown, mild sauce included.”
    “Were there any signs of boarders?”
    “That is confirmed. They were living under their couch and bed, few more in the rollaway-bed closet.”
    “!0-4, we’re on our way.”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 7, 2018 @ 4:19 pm

  8. The reason our dynamic duo does not ask Tiki directly WTF is going on may be that every time someone has raised any question about his family and residence, he’s been evasive. Any thoughts about where Redmond coaches? My guess is no longer so new Thayer or perhaps the slightly more upscale Old Thayer. Tomorrow the zigzag lines emanating from Kaz’s office phone may lead to Coach Redmond saying “Tiki is playing for you? He still lives across from the Masonite Temple as far as I know but we can’t figure out why he’s not in school. No idea if this is connected to the bloodstained derby my assistant found in the laundry room, but we’re on it.”

    Comment by vaganova's fact-checker — November 7, 2018 @ 4:55 pm

  9. Redmond has gotta be a SoothThayer.
    Also, Residence Investigator is a real job for favored school systems, and Kaczmarek & Associates of Elmhurst, Illinois, is hiring.

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — November 7, 2018 @ 5:51 pm

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