This Week in Milford

November 22, 2018

Looks like a flash mob is starting

Hey gang – happy Thanksgiving to all! Its not my day to post, but just like Chase Daniel showed us today, you have to be ready when you’re called upon, and my Bears showed the nation why they are serious Super Bowl contenders a year after being a disaster for 4 straight seasons. So I had plenty of Bears Kool-Aid with my turkey and stuffings, thank you.

Back to the strip– and what better way to spend your holiday then in sunny New Thayer? Wtf is Tiki  doing? Standing in front of an on-coming auto is not the best way to extend your life insurance tables lad. Of course no-one else is outside, except for some kid who recognizes him, and runs across oncoming traffic to accost him. Thats how I wait for word to spread that I’m IN TOWN— by just standing on some shit corner. Of course anyone else who tries this — and I mean the other 350 million humans on the planet– would get absolutely no result of their action, other then to be handed a Salvation Army kettle. So why the fuck would Tiki think he’s any different??

Oh yeah, its Milford. No its not. Its New Thayer. Now what?





  1. I feel so inferior. My high school didn’t have a seven story high rise anchor building. Damn you New Thayer rich angry people!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — November 22, 2018 @ 8:06 pm

  2. Tiki waiting on the bad guys reminds me of Charles Bronson at the start of “Once Upon a Time in the West”. Let’s see what memorable line of dialogue he has ready for them!

    Comment by Philip — November 22, 2018 @ 8:45 pm

  3. Thanks to robmize for covering for me. I guess I owe him a drumstick after not being able to get my stuff together(ha). Seriously, funny stuff, Rob, and you come throughas you always do. Glad your Bears are kickin’ some butt. Now if only my Colts could make a move…(ha ha)

    Moon Mullins, I’m glad you brought up the 7-story building because I was scratchin’ my noggin’ trying to figure out what the hay that building reminded me of. Aside from P1 arguably being a promo for The Church’s “Metropolis”(off of “Gold Afternoon Fix”), it FINALLY dawned on me what building I’m thinking of and that is Louisiana’s State Capital Building in Baton Rouge, La., which is, correct me if I’m wrong, the tallest State Capital building in the U.S. I believe they might have shot Huey Long’s assassination in the movie “Kingfish” but, again, correct me if necessary.

    But then we go to P3 and get the opposite end of the spectrum. Remember “Happy Days” when Richie was going to get punched out by Duke and his gang even after Duke said Richie was welcome on his turf? Duke was just about to lay a shiner on Richie but Fonzie, as Fonz does, barged in the door at the last second with his own gang of merry men. Will that happen tomorrow or will we be still trying to guess whether that’s Mel’s Diner they’re steeping out of in P3 or the back entrance of The Bucket? If it’s the latter, that shipment of deer meat off that pickup oughta be showing up anytime. I was wondering why the Bucket Triple Cheese Burger tasted funny. It didn’t taste like chicken.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — November 23, 2018 @ 10:20 am

  4. So we’re getting the football team like in the big battle scene in Sorry to Bother You. Are horsehead mutants too much to ask for?

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — November 23, 2018 @ 12:32 pm

  5. Shouldn’t this flash mob be carrying Tiki torches?

    Comment by Moon Mullins — November 23, 2018 @ 12:38 pm

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