This Week in Milford

December 1, 2018

Rammer Jammer, Gil Can Yammer


Tonight on WDIG

Listen for Marty Moon’s call:

“Injury report:


Jansen, Ruffin have

Hyperextended right legs,

Will miss finale”


Uniforms are red

Just like the herring: Tiki’s

“Slow sister” problem 


Did Rubin forget?

Why even mention her?

Bullies the problem


Speaking of bullies:

Why for the love of Pete would

Jansen go back there?


New Thayer, where

The bullies go scot free while

Victim has to leave


Maybe New Thayer

Is better for special needs

We will never know


And what of Bolek?

Thought he’d help analyze film

Team might get better


Maybe film useless

When all the coach can do is

Make the kids run laps


We can all agree

Plot was stupider than hell

Let’s go shoot some hoops


  1. It appears that Gil, much as we all might wish we could, has blacked out the entire plot.

    The featureless white wall which runs directly along the perimeter of the track is pretty sweet.

    Comment by timbuys — December 1, 2018 @ 1:33 pm

  2. At a typical high school that bare white wall might be covered with ads for local things such as real estate agents, take-out food and orthodontists.
    Given the historic posted bills in this strip, especially “Nutboys – they’re shitty!” I’d like to see what ads Chief can come up with to draw on that space, at least one about a wacky local chiropractor, perhaps.

    Comment by Moon Mullins — December 1, 2018 @ 3:38 pm

  3. Is this a full uniform workout under lights? Why does Gil care about talking during stretching?
    Nothing makes sense. NOTHING!!

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — December 1, 2018 @ 5:41 pm

  4. Ruffin is about to suffer a really nasty ankle injury, judging by how is foot is contacting the surface in panel 3.

    Comment by jvwalt — December 1, 2018 @ 8:36 pm

  5. Thank God that’s over.

    Comment by Prof. Anthrax — December 2, 2018 @ 8:51 am

  6. Why is damn five yard line marked with a 10?

    Comment by franku2016 — December 2, 2018 @ 7:20 pm

  7. *sorry..wrong strip; meant for previous day…stupid mobile app…

    Comment by franku2016 — December 3, 2018 @ 12:33 pm

  8. It’s funny because Milford is too poor to afford practice uniforms

    Comment by hitorque — December 5, 2018 @ 6:22 pm

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