This Week in Milford

December 8, 2018

Next week, Joe and Kelly Watch “The Graduate”

Filed under: Gil Thorp — teenchy @ 4:01 pm


Kelly looks so young

Travel agent’s hard work; so’s

Internet ninja


Sit down, let’s talk movies

Loosen up that vest of yours

And I’ll make popcorn


Coach Kaz is boring

I get no stimulation

Grinding his organ


“You know, Joe, Milford

Is like Giancaldo; too small

And too provincial


It’s all sportsball and

Minding other people’s biz

No life of the mind


Drunken Marty Moon

And Milford Pirate Network?

Not entertainment


Tornatore made

An epic homage to film

Final reel? Bella!


Know what, readers? If

Kelly ends up banging Joe

This will be worth it


That final reel, worth leaving here again:



  1. Another unsatisfying end to a story line. Rubin teased us for a while, getting us to think that it would be about Gil’s inability to find a punter and a long snapper who were not the same kid, but it finally became about convincing Gil that Tiki had really and truly been forced from New Thayer. All we saw to establish this was the strips of 20 and 21 November, when Tiki complained to Bolek that Gil was sympathetic, but that Tiki could not prove how bad the situation was. So Bolek and his crew solved a problem before we realized it was a problem.
    Also, to nitpick, there was the Chekhov’s Gun situation when Rubin explicitly told us that the Tilden game was coming up, then never even told us who won …

    Comment by Philip — December 8, 2018 @ 4:38 pm

  2. I’ve got a call in to Joe Bolek. I’m planning a series of still photos of a nude in a waterfall– you’ve seen them. With things stopped way down– say f/45 and five seconds– the water looks like steam, or fog. I’m betting he can convince Kelly to be the model. Shit, I’ll make the popcorn myself.

    Comment by vaganova — December 8, 2018 @ 5:21 pm

  3. Ay goomba!

    Comment by Prof. Anthrax — December 8, 2018 @ 7:46 pm

  4. 1. What the hell does she have to do with him playing football? Did I miss something??

    2. High school girls work unsupervised at travel agencies??

    3. Yeah, I’m sure her boss is just going to LOVE seeing an employee in a front window desk chatting up her boyfriend and chomping down on popcorn while they loudly discuss how overrated and derivative Tarantino’s body of work is…

    Comment by Hitorque — December 8, 2018 @ 8:32 pm

  5. 4. Oh I get it now; so Joe the shameless egotistical cinemaphile poseur has outed the “brain” behind an even more blatantly obvious poseur in Kazuo so now he wants to get his “World’s Greatest Detective” medal or some shit?

    Comment by Hitorque — December 8, 2018 @ 9:19 pm

  6. This. Is. So. Fuckin. Dumb.

    Comment by franku2016 — December 8, 2018 @ 9:55 pm

  7. this could actually be a decent new storyline if they got into some kind of inappropriate sexual relationship.

    Comment by lester — December 10, 2018 @ 7:54 pm

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