This Week in Milford

January 26, 2019

Getting Ripped Every Day


In typical Gil Thorp Saturday cliffhanger fashion, none of the Mudlark seniors come right out and give rando underclassman the straight dope on B/Robby.  Just some passive-aggressive reasons they didn’t like him.  Could it be that none of them actually know what went down?

I’m having a difficult time figuring out what’s on Andre’s locker shelf.  The rectangular object with the “12” on top I figure to be a shoebox with a genericized Nike logo, unless Andre’s gone super retro with a pair of Batas like Magic Johnson used to wear.  But what’s that next to the shoebox?  Pack of Luckies?  Some Gold Bond?

Also having a difficult time figuring out how B/Robby is sustaining himself such that he can go on Marty’s show every day.  I can’t imagine he’s on the WDIG payroll… yet… but as soon as station manager LBJ figures out Howry will cost him relative peanuts, Marty will be on the streets and dumpster diving behind Schultz’s Polynesian quicker than you can say “Clumsy Amy Lange.”


  1. “You could tell he thought he was smarter than everyone else.”

    In that he correctly assumed that no one in Milford had ever gotten high so he could get away with passing off tic-tacs and oregano as high grade narcotics. It wasn’t quite as cunning of a stunt as selling non-bootleg DVD’s under cover of an underage tattoo shop (wait, what?) but Bobby would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Coach Thorp and his goofy sidekick Kaz.

    Comment by timbuys — January 27, 2019 @ 8:29 am

  2. “Howry, that shit you sold me wouldn’t even get a fly high!”

    Comment by Prof. Anthrax — January 27, 2019 @ 12:15 pm

  3. His girlfriend is a Marty Moon fan? Good taste.

    Comment by jvwalt — January 27, 2019 @ 1:27 pm

  4. It’s not hard to think you’re smarter than everyone else when everyone else has been coached by Gil. Nice Boomerang brand shoes, Andre. Are those the Luc Longley models, mate?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — January 27, 2019 @ 4:01 pm

  5. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANTHRAX, LMAO CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you are bringing back the memories and I hope these whippersnappers will give a listen(ha) because this is one of the funniest records around. This 8th-grader laughed himself sick over Stadanko. Thanks for sharing. I’m rollin’ it over and over(ha ha).

    Teenchy, P3
    He’d walk a mile to give somebody who doesn’t smoke Camels a swirly. Stick THAT on a billboard with appropriate action(can’t wait for the movie to come out).

    Well, damn, I don’t think he’s puffing Bel-Air.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — January 28, 2019 @ 8:30 am

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