This Week in Milford

April 8, 2019

Yada Yada Yada…You Gonna Finish Those?

Filed under: actual action, baseball, freak hands, google nonsense, huge earrings, The Bucket — nedryerson @ 3:35 am


The results of the Linda Carr and David Walter Convention are in. Linda is pooped. Sometimes, saying you were tired is just making an excuse for being a real B without admitting that you’ve been a real B. (Why do I hesitate to refer to a fictional teenage girl as a bitch? How about a shrew? Whatevs.)

Linda is tired. Too many activities, too much homework and those loads of carbs from the Bucket will do that to you. Wow, look at the meaty cleft of her palm. Her chin just sinks in there! Does she even need a glove at short?

What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Carbs. The Bucket has them and David Walter, put upon boyfriend will put them away. He runs on carbs. They fire him up!

…and we’re off. Game action. Boys first, naturally. Jay Bhatia has become the opening day starter? He has achieved the goal he set last year. Also, he must have gotten contacts.

What’s this? The Burke Bulldogs are from Charleston, South Carolina, the “Final Destination” of the mysterious Mr. Bakst? Circles in circles, wheels in wheels.

Be sure to try the tasty burgers at SLOPS. SLOPS, our beef will make you see stars.



  1. Milford Mudlark Baseball is brought to you by PS, makers of fine hamburgers or macaroons or some type of round sandwich thing.

    Comment by billytheskink — April 8, 2019 @ 7:26 am

  2. I’m not sure I get the relationship dynamic between Linda and David here. She’s a worn-out over-scheduled busy body scholarship softball player and he’s…. waiting patiently for her to stop talking so he can make a play for her fries.

    Not only did he shed his glasses but am I wrong or does Jay have a ponytail?

    Minus point: that oblate spheroid Jay’s throwing looks more like a peach than a baseball.

    Comment by timbuys — April 8, 2019 @ 11:26 am

  3. I’d be worn out too if all that I did lately was sit around eating fast food during my spare time and stress about not MYOB

    Comment by franku2016 — April 8, 2019 @ 11:34 am

  4. I’d say this plot is all over the place, except that I can’t even tell what the plot IS.

    Comment by jvwalt — April 8, 2019 @ 11:41 am

  5. Maybe it’s her time of the month

    Comment by franku2016 — April 8, 2019 @ 2:02 pm

  6. Lili von Shtüpp from Blazing Saddles is stuck in my head…

    Comment by Prof. Anthrax — April 9, 2019 @ 6:49 pm

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