This Week in Milford

June 14, 2019

Alls well that ends well (of course we know better)

Filed under: Mimi Thorp, shadow figures, softball — robmize2013 @ 3:31 pm

Looks like the girls softball story will have a happy ending after all. No way theyre gonna blow the last game to lock up the conference. We’ve seen at most 7 games this season in 3 months. . (No I’m not gonna scroll back and check, thats for our resident statistician)

So really – nice that Mimi forgot all about the multiple distractions, and because of ONE WIN on the road no less, its all good again. Hmmm. And oh by the way, how are the boys doing? Who cares? Even Gil is warming up the lemonade maker.

***Okay– I looked back, and here’s what I found.

The girls record was 7-2. They played Oakwood twice in a row and also Tilden two straight. They lost to Madison and Tilden, who they were 2-1 against this year. 9 games in 8 weeks. Hardly very busy as most teams play about 25 games in 5 weeks.

Now they play Valley Tech again and would finish 6-2 in the conference if they win. They played 4 other teams in the conference, making it a 5-team league. Why not play Madison twice instead of Tilden 3 times? No sense. Its also not fair 1 team getting 2 home games in that series. Feel free to explain any of this.

And we havent talked about playoffs either, but who has time for that when there’s lemonade to drink?

The boys played 2 games. Total. I believe they were 1-1. Whoopee.





  1. I’ve seen Tildens defense. Very shoddy. I’m willing to bet all 6 runs were scored by errors. Drove in 4 runs my ass. NO RBI’s FOR YOU!!

    Comment by DOUGHBOY!!! — June 14, 2019 @ 4:21 pm

  2. P1: Molly’s really contorted herself into that school bus seat. Synchronized skating comes in handy I reckon.

    P2: Jocelynn’s really admiring the seat’s fine Corinthian leather. Just sayin’.

    P3: We’ve replaced Mrs. Coach Thorp’s forearms with Alaskan king crab legs. Let’s see if anyone notices the difference!

    Comment by teenchy — June 14, 2019 @ 9:42 pm

  3. The girls are all laughing because their latest ‘too cool for school’ gag is counting how many times their teammate went to the restroom with diarrhea after the team bus stopped at Chipotle.
    Linda is the happiest now because she was the winner and had four cases of ‘the runs”. You’d be happy too, if you’d driven four runs! Count ’em on both hands for us, smirking catcher!

    Comment by Moon Mullins — June 14, 2019 @ 10:33 pm

  4. Teenchy, I was gonna say,
    I don’t know if that’s Mimi or The Swamp Thing giving the pep talk

    Or maybe that’s another creature from “Frogs” ruining the birthday party on that creepy island, y’know the one where Ray Milland stayed all alone in that Antebellum house. Yeah, that’s it.

    LMAO at Alaskan crab legs, BTW. You come through, as always. Smartass never goes out of style. Never change, My Man.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — June 15, 2019 @ 6:29 am

  5. This team could really use Amy “Clubber” Lange, supersub

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — June 15, 2019 @ 2:58 pm

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