This Week in Milford

June 29, 2019

“Jaquadley” or “Hadquan”?

Filed under: boring memories, exposition comics, Gil Thorp, golf, Milford Alumni, Milford CC — teenchy @ 6:30 am


“…Then you can join your friends for a snow cone. Mrs. Thorp will be serving them. She knows a lot about snow cones.”

“So how’d you two meet?”

“At a sports bar. She was watching Furman v. Georgia.”

“No, really, I was watching Jaquan. I’ve had my eye on him for years.”


“Gotta say that haircut is you, Hadley. Makes you look thirty years younger.”


“Thanks. Less Susan Sontag, more Stacy London.”



  1. Kylie looks like a midget, except big…..”…hey!… ….big midget….what’s up?…””

    Comment by franku2016 — June 29, 2019 @ 7:57 am

  2. P1: “Oompa loompa doompety doo
    Gil, you’re in a plot reeking of rhino doo
    Oompa loompa doompety dee
    Wanna coach in Fall, you’ll listen to me…”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — June 29, 2019 @ 2:28 pm

  3. She’s a lawyer in Chicago
    On a sunny summer’s day
    Hadley gazes at a wedding ring there on display
    Golden ring
    With one bloody giant rock ’cause Jaquan’s rich!

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — June 29, 2019 @ 2:39 pm

  4. Having looked through the entire 2005 bball season, I’m left with a question : What took them so long?

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — June 29, 2019 @ 3:57 pm

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