This Week in Milford

July 20, 2019

Hadley V. Baxendale, Tweaker


“No charge, Mrs. Jansen.”

“Don’t you mean pro bono?”

“We’ll have none of that fancy Latin talk around here. Leave that for those St. Fabian’s kids. Besides, I heard enough of that in law school. I said ‘no charge’ and I meant ‘no charge.’ I’ll even throw in my mom’s face to sweeten the deal.”


“Now let’s get to tweakin’.”

“Uh, Ms. Baxendale? You’ve got the wrong strip. Tweaking is more of a Santa Royale thing.”

“I don’t think so. We’re trying to get you to stay in Milford, right? In an apartment?”

“Uh, yeah, but you might have us confused with the Aagards.”

“Hmmm. Jaquan, dear, don’t we have some weight training to do?”


  1. Yeah, nothing like a big city, high powered legal eagle pushing around a tank town school board simply trying to administer long established policies.

    You’ve changed, Hadley.

    Comment by timbuys — July 20, 2019 @ 4:08 pm

  2. Teenchy,
    To paraphrase Duff Man on a Simpson’s episode

    “You said if I went to bed with you that this would all be pro bono.”
    “Hadley V. says a lotta things-OHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    And to think, we have another 1-1/2 to 2 months(hoo boy) of this. Got my shovel ready.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — July 20, 2019 @ 5:10 pm

  3. Yeah. She probably owes Gil for being such a pain in his ass back in ‘05 so why is she chasing her tail on this? How is this repaying Gil? Is this kid really that critical to the future success of the team? I would think that Gil ain’t a rule breaker so how is she helping?

    Comment by franku2016 — July 20, 2019 @ 6:41 pm

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