This Week in Milford

August 23, 2019

Man up! No, man down.

Filed under: actual action, football, Gil Thorp, Trainer Rick Scott — robmize2013 @ 7:01 pm

Those good ol sloppy Joes really made a difference in conditioning. I would suggest a truck of Gatorade next time. Ever see a trainer wearing blue jeans? They usually sport athletic pants or shorts. EMS would be Emergency Medical Services. Of course they arent here now like they should be and of course good ol .. Tiki, who HVB just allowed to play for these dopes after farting away our summer, is the one who is down and insisting he’s ok, just like in 2008 when the doctor Milford alum ran on the field to tend to Jeff Ponczak, who said he was ok. And he wasnt. This will be a similar conclusion methinks.

Walk-throughs with gloves on?  As they said in the show Hee Haw— “Veeervy intervesting.”


  1. Rob is absolutely right to call out the blue jeans. I would, however, like to say that Trainer Rick Scott’s black shirt that shows red highlights when it creases is absolutely bitchin.

    Comment by timbuys — August 23, 2019 @ 7:54 pm

  2. If you’re fine, sack up and get up! It’s a walk through! What the bald-headed hell is going on around here! Got too close to Gil’s rotgut breath I suppose.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — August 23, 2019 @ 8:15 pm

  3. You’re ok. Here…. have a salt tablet but no water…. that causes cramps

    Comment by franku2016 — August 23, 2019 @ 9:17 pm

  4. Could be those such amazing nasty-ass, sat-out-in-the-sun-covered-with-fly-shit sloppy joes too, could it?

    Comment by franku2016 — August 23, 2019 @ 9:23 pm

  5. Case of the Hershey Squirts?

    Comment by Bobby Joe — August 24, 2019 @ 5:48 am

  6. Will this be a barf-O-Rama a la pie eating contest from Stand By Be? Nah, those sloppy Joes were amazing. Wonder how things are going at New Thayer? Did those darn bullies taint the meat?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — August 24, 2019 @ 10:35 am

  7. Robmize and Timbuys,

    Funny, funny on the blue jeans. The caption in P2 could be the opening line in a Wrangler Jeans commercial.
    “…they provide comfort when you’re in an emergency and there’s no time for seconds on potato salad. They bend well at the knees and waist, especially when you’re trying to administer CPR. Best of all, you won’t get Plumber’s Butt when you’re checking his pulse…”

    Jive Turkey, jumped outta my chair at your comment(ha). I ’bout knocked over the machine attached to me(ha ha).
    But I disagree, I think the Evil Golf Triplets pissed in rhe Heinz 57, then poured contents all over the Steak ‘n’ Shake Burgers when no one was lookin’.
    Seriously, you da Man, Jive Tutkey, LMAO at your commentary. Keep ’em coming.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — August 24, 2019 @ 2:58 pm

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