This Week in Milford

September 17, 2019

Is He Not Able To See Them Through The Window?


P1: As a school board member, our man Chet has shown nothing more than he collapses like a house of cards in a gentle breeze.

P2: Hey, do you notice how none of the other adults at the Schurings’ party seem to be talking to the Ballard-Roh family?

P3: Chet’s face is so adorable when he gets all pissy, who can blame Charlie’s mom for giving a little tickle under the chin?

Bonus question: What is it that Thorp’s presence is intended to deter?

I made this point in the comments yesterday but it sure is a shame how we’ve gone from thrilling actual action on the old gridiron to people talking about things they’re not going to do.


  1. Oooooo! He’s a “school board member”!….just WTF is that supposed to mean to any kids that go to that school? Should they quiver in their boots when Chet enters the room? Like they could give af about this douche… took Tiki about 10 seconds to show just how important of a school board member he truly is. Mom seems to know this too, that’s why she’s pulling anything out of her ass that she can to keep Chet away from the kids table at this party. I guess Gil will indeed show up and Chet will start an argument with him….that actually might make this story interesting.

    Comment by franku2016 — September 17, 2019 @ 11:47 am

  2. Thorp’s presence is there to deter coaching from happening, obviously.

    Comment by billytheskink — September 17, 2019 @ 1:06 pm

  3. No, as a school board member you’re the LAST person who should be checking on the kids. That’d open up all sorts of liability issues for everyone — not to mention all the kids would scurry away quick-like.

    I don’t know how or why Chet got to be such a pushover. Judging by his massive forehead wrinkles, he used to be an indy pro wrestler who specialized in hardcore matches.

    Comment by John S. Walters — September 17, 2019 @ 1:26 pm

  4. Indeed John S. Not quite Abdullah the Butcher forehead but he’s working on it.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 17, 2019 @ 8:20 pm

  5. If Hairy Hercules tagged in to replace Chet, it could only be an improvement.

    Comment by Downpuppy (@Downpuppy) — September 18, 2019 @ 6:30 am

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