This Week in Milford

September 25, 2019

Beat the Devils

Filed under: actual action, football, Gil Thorp, Highlight reel, Milford Weirdos — teenchy @ 6:27 am


Rubin has taken the Mudlarks on a road trip to South Carolina once again. (Starting to think he must have a timeshare there.) Dreher – the only Dreher High School in the US – is in Columbia. It has some nice looking prairie style windows even though Columbia is about as far from the prairie as you can get. The Blue Devils football team has a Twitter feed but I don’t see Milford on that schedule. Maybe they got fit into that bye week between Gilbert and Lower Richland.

To the action: Charlie Roh (and I still can’t get over the fact that Rubin has named this kid of apparent Southeast Asian origin “Charlie”) manages to pick up a first down despite having a Blue Devil take a bite out of his left thigh. Holding that football like a loaf of bread might give us a clue as to why he fumbled in the opener. You’d think Kaz would’ve worked with him on that in practice yesterday. At least douchey Chet Ballard is happy for the moment.

That happiness is bound to last only for that moment as Charlie’s backfield rival, the introverted Chance Macy, reels off a touchdown run. No doubt Chet will have a hissy thinking that touch should’ve been Charlie’s. Chill out, Ballard! Go to the concession stand and grab a nice barbecue sandwich or something. If that doesn’t help, leave the game early, take that two-hour drive down I-26 and bend elbows with Mr. Bakst in Charleston. I’ve been known to do that on occasion.




  1. Happy Chet is just a big of a jag-off as whiny Chet. And U R right…..He’s gonna be a little bitch about Macy getting a TD instead of fumble-boy too.

    Comment by franku2016 — September 25, 2019 @ 6:52 am

  2. Kneel before Zod!

    Comment by billytheskink — September 25, 2019 @ 8:08 am

  3. Chet is one hip cat. “That’s what I’m talking about!” Must’ve watched a lot a MTV back in the olden days. Whoop there it is! You turd!
    Yep , Chance vultured that TD run of what, 30 yards maybe?

    Comment by Jive Turkey — September 25, 2019 @ 8:18 am

  4. @jive turkey…Chet has old time slang down….why I oughta’……..

    Comment by franku2016 — September 25, 2019 @ 9:09 am

  5. Charlie has a remarkable way of carrying a football. He gorilla glues it to a rope running down the stripe of his pants. But facing tacklers who bite your gluteus lateralis on impact, this is probably safer than other more conventional methods. I cannot WAIT until tomorrow, when we find out Chet’s reaction to the fact Chance Macy got to run in the swing pass.

    Comment by vaganova — September 25, 2019 @ 2:23 pm

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