This Week in Milford

December 2, 2019

Are You Caught Up?

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The rage Mama Roh has been bottling up all fall watching Chet act like a righteous asshole is finally coming out. Having to sit still and listen clearly doesn’t agree with Chet. Look at how his hand is twisting into something a five year old would make out of Play Doh.

I think there are some issues with communication in this relationship. I wonder how these two came together and decided to marry their fortunes together. I also wonder if Chet thought his new wife (does she have a name?) would just naturally assume a subservient role and go along with whatever stupid shit Chet wanted to do. I guess things have changed. However, Chet seems like a dyed in the wool a-hole so I assume it won’t be long before this thing collapses.

 

13 Comments »

  1. Oh man, it’s always a bad sign that Chet is blowtop mad when he slumps down on his salmon pink mancave sofa prior to chowing down an entire bowl full of red delicious apples.

    Comment by timbuys — December 2, 2019 @ 9:47 am

  2. Charlie’s poor mother does not have a first name as of yet.

    Also, there are still 3 football games to play. I want to see how the Mudlarks go 6-3 for the 18th time in 20 years…

    Comment by billytheskink — December 2, 2019 @ 10:23 am

  3. Inspired by the terrible, terrible knock-knock jokes my kids tell:

    Knock-Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ketchup.

    Ketchup, who?

    Catch up, pal. No one cares.

    Comment by timbuys — December 2, 2019 @ 12:37 pm

  4. Why did Gil cross the road?
    Because the sign at the liquor store across the road said buy one rotgut bottle of scotch, get one free.
    And the crowd goes wild.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — December 2, 2019 @ 2:17 pm

  5. I agree with Ned. Chet is on the rollers, and Charlie will be rid of him unless Rubin decides to close this story with some kind of sappy reconciliation. He’s not only made an ass of himself and exposed Chance Macey to unfair attacks, he’s committed a crime. In a completely just world, he’d be selling annuities in the state pen.

    Comment by vaganova — December 2, 2019 @ 2:58 pm

  6. P1 Mrs. Roh has her fingers in a way thats impossible to duplicate. Try keeping your 2 middle fingers together while stretching your outer fingers apart. Ha. You cant do it without holding them together with your other hand.

    Comment by robmize2013 — December 2, 2019 @ 4:05 pm

  7. Not to contradict robmize, “I can do that,” and fairly easily. It’s probably piano, in which you have to get your thumb to exert force 90 degrees away from what it normally does, and get two strong fingers– index and middle– to cooperate with the two weak outboard ones. The little finger is just weak by nature and because of an odd tendon arrangement, the third apes the movements of the middle finger. So we do exercises, which make things such as the Vulcan salute second nature.

    Comment by vaganova — December 2, 2019 @ 4:20 pm

  8. P3-“My hand’s on fire!!!!!!!!!!! Quick, Mrs. Dropped-Her-First-Name-After-She Said-‘I Do’-In-The-Baptismal-Pool-At-The-Milford-24-Hour-Chapel, where’s that Dixie cup of water Yosemite Sam or Wile E. Coyote always use when his butt’s in flames?”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — December 2, 2019 @ 5:40 pm

  9. She smashed his hand with that bowl of apples, didn’t she?

    Comment by teenchy — December 2, 2019 @ 5:52 pm

  10. Teenchy, that would explain a great deal.

    Comment by vaganova — December 2, 2019 @ 6:02 pm

  11. Edith did occasionally put Archie in his place. Then she would return to being a dingbat. I think that’s what we have here.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — December 2, 2019 @ 7:05 pm

  12. Chet’s bumbling attempt to justify his idiotic behavior must have worked for him before since he’s been using this excuse ever since he got caught bein a dick

    Comment by franku2016 — December 2, 2019 @ 8:45 pm

  13. Look, I get she’s supposed to be Asian but the colorist had to make her look radioactive for some reason??

    Comment by hitorque — December 3, 2019 @ 11:23 am


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