This Week in Milford

January 18, 2020

The freak hands are better.

Filed under: Bad Jokes, freak hands, lessons learned, Milford Weirdos — robmize2013 @ 4:39 pm

OMG – filling in for Teenchy today as he’s on a long day trip. Chris produces a full page stat sheet that I’m sure is available on both the internet and your local bathroom wall at a sports bar. Nothing like perusing those 4 for 9 stats while taking a leak next to some dude who’s 3 sheets to the wind, pissing for 10 minutes. . Multi-tasking at its finest. I go to Hooters every now and then and they have the sports page on the wall above the urinals, so this aint far-fetched.

Chris’ teammate points out (literally) that he’s better served dishing the rock for assists, even though the only points we saw the big guy score were after Schuring got faced on a layup attempt. Chris looks like one of those small guards who would be wise to stay out of the paint, as otherwise any big guy would shove the ball down his throat.

Then we see P3 and he’s actually TALLER then the center?? Hey Gil— your lineup needs work buddy.  Chris must have zero vertical leap if he’s blocked by someone who then allows the real Shorty to get the put-back.

Playing offense in your head?? How about playing it on the court? Methinks that’ll work better. Team of duffusses, these guys. At least they have great hands.

 

2 Comments »

  1. Chris is a QB/Power Forward
    Hiawatha is a Catcher/Bit Player
    Gil Thorp is all about lanes

    Comment by Downpuppy, still (@Downpuppy) — January 18, 2020 @ 5:40 pm

  2. Others have pointed out that the name “Hiawatha James” has been recurring in Gil’s recitation of lineups for Marjie Ducey since Clinton’s second term, and they are right. Only fitting that he now actually gets to DO something.

    Comment by vaganova — January 19, 2020 @ 7:03 pm


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