This Week in Milford

February 14, 2020

This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy…

Well we were going along just swimmingly for so long, then the truck went into the ditch. Chris’s hairbrained idea only opens up a new can of worms for Alexa, and why a level-headed girl like Phoebe even agrees to pass on this idea to her bestie instead of telling Chris to hit the road, is beyond me.

I kinda see his point. Like a diet– you have to not only change your eating habits, you must also change your lifestyle, otherwise the diet will not have a long shelf life and you’ll be back to your old ways in no time. It takes a while for habits to change.

He figures if Alexa acts like the boss everywhere, she’ll get used to it so much that it’ll translate to more forceful play on the court. I get that.

But his logic is just .. weird. Who the hell cares if she’s a half step in front of someone. SO IS EVERYONE ELSE!!! You got 500 students or so walking the halls between classes; no way is everyone on the same pace. She’ll quickly figure out it doesnt work, like a bad experiment. Then she’ll be back to her moody ways, and plus, she may inadvertantly knock over someones books or shove someone in the back, and the hallways of a school require a lot of courtesy in that regard.  Rudeness doesnt fly anywhere, no matter how much better that makes her on the court.

And how is a height advantage of any use in the hallways, save for seeing above some other heads moving to and from class?? My long legs got me moving faster when I needed to, not my tall body.

Hey Chris , as Clark Griswold  would say, you’re in deep.

 

 

4 Comments »

  1. Yeah. This thing has been stuck in park so long, I forgot what sport they even play. Isn’t it up to Mimi to tell Alexa this kind of crap? Dumb and Dumber would be a better name for this story.

    Comment by franku2016 — February 15, 2020 @ 6:52 am

  2. …or, Alexa will kick Teddy Demarco’s ass in the hallway one day…that actually would be worth reading

    Comment by franku2016 — February 15, 2020 @ 6:55 am

  3. If this ends up teaching Chris about White Privilege, I’m OK with it.

    Comment by Downpuppy, still (@Downpuppy) — February 15, 2020 @ 6:59 am

  4. Frank, Teddy who?
    D’oh(slaps forehead), I forgot, he’s still around, available from the recycling bin anytime(ha).

    Comment by tdrewhardin — February 15, 2020 @ 11:04 am


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