This Week in Milford

March 18, 2020

Smack My Snitch Up


Sorry to be so late on today’s post. We may all be confined to quarters but our work hasn’t stopped.

Rubin’s poor clock management has pushed him further into the no-huddle offense. We jump from Gil giving Dr. Pearl her marching orders out of the star chamber to the results of those orders: Teddy on lockdown at Casa DeMarco. Chris may not be there to beat up on Teddy, but Hiawatha, Marcel and Tom hiding behind the door there might be a bit more willing.

At least we finally get hints as to what bug Teddy’s had up his ass about Chris. It’s been six years shorter than the one Alexa had for Chris, so unlikely it had anything to do with Jeopardy! Did Chris pass over Teddy when picking sides for flag football in PE class? Make fun of his hair? Or is it just ’cause Chris is a good team player and just so goshdarn smart?

Whatever its I’m sure it will be as stupid and underwhelming as every other plot device we’ve seen this winter. Bring on baseball, as this’ll be the only place we see it for a while. Can’t wait to see if Valley Tech will put someone in their scoreboard to steal the Mudlarks’ signs and beat on a garbage can.



  1. There’s nine panels left this week – too many, if Rubin is simply going to slap a little closure on us, end the winter story, and ignore the rest of the basketball season (remember basketball?). And please don’t tell me he’s going to stick with Chris and Alexa for another six days. Yes, Teenchy, clock management is frequently an issue.

    Comment by Philip — March 18, 2020 @ 12:12 pm

  2. Will there be baseball? Will there even be school?
    I’d kind of like to see them attempt a story about kids coping with being tossed out on to fend for themselves.
    In a watching NASCAR for the wrecks on the way to an inevitable faceplant way, but any port in a storm.

    Comment by Downpuppy, still (@Downpuppy) — March 18, 2020 @ 12:19 pm

  3. Yeah…. his reason for the torment is gonna be something asinine but at least it gets us closer to another story

    Comment by franku2016 — March 18, 2020 @ 1:40 pm

  4. “Joker, tough break trying to nuke Gotham City. Wanna have lunch down at The Bucket? I’ve arranged with the warden for a furlough and I’m buying. You ought try The Bucket Rigatoni Special. Robin wolfs it down all the time.”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — March 18, 2020 @ 1:56 pm

  5. Maybe this 2 and the billboard guy can hatch something up to get back at Gil, The Teflon Turd.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — March 18, 2020 @ 5:00 pm

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at

%d bloggers like this: