This Week in Milford

May 22, 2020

The ‘Arder They Come


Late in the day before I realized that robmize was taking the weekend off and left Friday to our devices. So I don’t have much to say here except that the first kid we meet in juvie Valley Modified is Ardis Carhee. Googling “Ardis Carhee” gave me exactly one result:


That ain’t Michigan, but maybe it’s near Luckey, or Haskins. Whatever.

What’s Ardis in for? Obsessive-compulsive desk polishing? Nah, just messing with you. He’s probably in for some violation of a Tilden zero-tolerance policy, like bringing a church key to class to open a can of Johnson’s Wax to polish a desktop. Tune in tomorrow to find out what’s up with Ardis and what plans these rude boys have in store.




  1. LMAO at your comments and it was spur of the moment!!!!!! Bravo!!!!!! Shoot, I gotta down at least a couple of mugs of Maxwell House before my brain gets in gear.

    We’ve already seen Red Redding and Andy Dufresne buddy up at Shawshank. Do we have to be subjected to a repeat performance at a school for wayward teenagers? This was all because of a cowardly teacher and because Gil called Dufresne an idiot.
    Hopefully, the Valley Parole Board won’t ask Red every 10 years if he’s been rehabilitated.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — May 23, 2020 @ 12:32 am

  2. Will this story line ever end? I’m ready for golf.

    Comment by Richard — May 23, 2020 @ 4:26 am

  3. For such a big building, you’d think there would be more than 2 kids in a classroom

    Comment by franku2016 — May 23, 2020 @ 6:54 am

  4. These guys are hardly Vic Morrow and Sidney Poitier but if Steve Dahl joins them maybe they can break the teacher’s disco records. Throw in some Dixie Chicks for me and we got a regular KC and the Sunshine Band hoe down!

    Comment by Jive — May 23, 2020 @ 7:24 am

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