This Week in Milford

July 20, 2020

Kinda Sorta

Filed under: Chunky Bracelets, Milford CC — nedryerson @ 8:22 am

Phoebe and Corina are stopping for a Coke before they start their serious crime spree. Mystery person who may be True Standish is leaving the Milford Diner after finishing a late breakfast with crispy hash browns. These two stories intersect with a mild I think I know that guy. The storytelling here dazzling.

The crime spree will have to wait so the car probably containing the mystery person who may be True Standish can enter the Milford Country Club. That’s where Mr. Predictable himself, Gil Thorp, is likely to be in the Summer. Who could’ve seen that coming?

Mystery person who is probably True Standish is musing about “an uncertain world” and returning to Milford (or Gil Thorp in particular) as a guarantee of order and consistency. You won’t be disappointed, mystery person. See Gil teach junior golfers which end of the club to hold tomorrow,


  1. It don’t take Dog-the-bounty-hunter to figure out where Gil is. Even dumb-ass HVB & JQC knew where to find him last summer and now Gil can finally get back to instructing the little girl who has been standing by the driving range for almost a year now. Wake me when this shit gets less boring.

    Comment by franku2016 — July 20, 2020 @ 8:59 am

  2. Going from Hedra Carlson to Gil Thorp Instructional Video: Yes, You Too Can Get It Out of the Sand.

    It’s like Seinfeld said, what other Bozo is there besides Bozo the Clown? Bozo the Pope????
    Who else who would maybe-Standish be visiting when he drives on MCC property???? Bozo on #8 dog leg right taking a drop after shanking one in the water?????


    Comment by tdrewhardin — July 20, 2020 @ 12:31 pm

  3. We’re all Bozos on this bus, Tdrew

    Comment by Downpuppy (I, me, mine) (@Downpuppy) — July 20, 2020 @ 1:11 pm

  4. Rubin is the master at using 2 frames on different days to say the same fukn thing. I imagine Gil at this point in his role at the club, has a throne and subjects bring him offerings of the oxymoronic finest rotgut. The throne being an American Standard one gallon flush.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — July 20, 2020 @ 1:50 pm

  5. OK. True has been drafted by the Patriots, but is not sure he really wants to play for Bill Belicheat or to be subjected to the hoopla and the thronging fans. He wants to know if Gil understands his idea of asking to be traded to the Cincinnati Bunglers, where he might regain the paradise he envisioned in playing for Miami University, before he gallantly stepped aside when another member of the Quarterback Class of 2016 signed a letter of intent to play in Oxford, Ohio.

    Comment by vaganova — July 20, 2020 @ 2:24 pm

  6. Point well-taken, Downpuppy. Funny video.
    I liked Harrison Ford, The Rolling Stones, Jay Leno, etc. disguised as clowns(ha). As you say, all the world’s a stage and we are the clowns(ha ha). Again, good video. You da Man.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — July 20, 2020 @ 2:58 pm

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