This Week in Milford

July 31, 2020

Come On Maureen

 
 
 
 
 
Poor old Phoebe K
Sounded sad she lost her Alexa
But she found Corinna Karenna
Their waitress knew
All about Hiawatha
True is grown  (so grown)
So grown (so grown up)

Now the girls can be so clever

Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye ay

And there’s a huge mitt on the table
 
 
Come on, Maureen, oh I swear (what she means)
At this moment, you know everything
You need more tips, that mitt I confess
Is so dirty
Ah, come on, Maureen
 
Come on, Maureen.
 
 
 
The Mayor ’round here
Was beaten down, eyes sunk in Val Mod place
They’re resigned to what their fate is
But not  (no, never), no, not us (no, never)
Phoebe’s far too young and clever
(Remember)
Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye
And you’ll  dance with True  forever…
 
 
Come on, Maureen, oh, I swear (what he means)
Ah, come on let’s tell him everything
Rina’s a catch, Maureen (tell him yes)
Ah, come on let’s, ah, come on, Maureen
Milfords a mess, Maureen (nothing less)
Ah, come on, fess
Ah come on Maureen…
 
 
Come on, Maureen, too rye aye
Come on, Maureen, too rye aye
Now you’re full grown
Now you have shown
Oh, Maureen
Said, come on, Maureen
That mitt it is  real and I know
How you feel
Now True must say more than ever
Things ’round here have changed
I say, too ra loo ra, too raloo rye aye
Come on, Maureen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, True’s thoughts are a mess
Table’s dirty
Ah, come on, Maureen
 
 
Oh, come on, Maureen
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, he needs every lead
Who you address, Hiawatha is next
Theyre all  dirty
Come on, Maureen
Come on, Maureen
 
 

 
 
 
 

4 Comments »

  1. Feebles points out the tank by the railroad tracks and Corina seems impressed. Dumb ass True asks the waitress for a catcher, rather than giving Gil a bottle of rotgut to don the tools of ignorance. Makes sense. Unless as I suggested about a week ago that True is gunning for some jailbait poon tang. I see conjugal visits in both their futures.

    Comment by Jive Turkey — August 1, 2020 @ 12:05 am

  2. Bravo, Robmize, excellent selection and funny too. You just nailed it.

    Now Maureen not only serves pancakes that melt in your mouth and causes you to pass gas, she not only is the Grand Central Staion of Gossip, she’s also a scout.

    She’s getting more lines than Gil at this point. We’re in trouble.

    Comment by tdrewhardin — August 1, 2020 @ 2:16 am

  3. I love the James Bond villain glasses in P1

    “That is Coach Thorp over there getting his mail. See that great harm is done to him.”

    Comment by tdrewhardin — August 1, 2020 @ 3:36 am

  4. …and this is where the peacock was seen….and over here is where Moon likes to drink……here’s where the Thorps kids were last seen…

    Comment by franku2016 — August 1, 2020 @ 7:50 am


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